myspace

myspace
1. (myspace) (22921↑, 1811↓)
It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What."

Comment on my myspace plz LOL\!

2. (MySpace) (9077↑, 1408↓)
An error-infested shithole of a website.

Sorry\! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

3. (myspace) (8226↑, 1468↓)
website that encourages the scene, the emo and even the ghettto to photo graph themselves in thier bathrooms and proceed to spend hours upon hours whoring themselves out. it has become an epidemic be cautined: it is addictive

myspace, a place for friend (pshhht. i encourage you hack into the site and change it to myspace, a place for scene whores)

4. (myspace) (5207↑, 986↓)
Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics\!" [a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face])

Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar\!

5. (Myspace) (4918↑, 961↓)
a place for stalking with consent

Guy1: "Hey, um, aren't you on myspace?" Girl2: "Yeah...fucking stalker..."

6. (myspace) (4376↑, 656↓)
A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved. You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.

Some annoying [freshman] left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well. Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.

7. (myspace) (2836↑, 667↓)
One big, screaming, Lollapalooza orgy comprised of desperate [emo]/[scene] boys and girls. Myspace emo chicks tend to whore themselves out and show off their highly-contrasted badly-photographed selves -- said chicks usually sporting a pout and cleavage. Myspace emo boys tend to comment and friend these myspace emo girls -- normally to show off the number of "hott emo chicks" they have on their list to their buddies. Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction.

Myspace emo ho: hey, i have new pics come see Myspace emo boy: **BONER'D\!**

8. (myspace) (1569↑, 290↓)
1. The ultimate contest of seeing how many friends you could have without seeing any of them. 2. A place for people who have no lives to post comments about their new pics in their "friend's" myspace. 3. A place where loners get semi-celebs.

Ex 1: Person 1: OMG i have 200 friends on myspace. Person 2: LOLZ i have 300 friends, loser. Ex 2: Person X: i love ur new pix\! u better post a comment on my myspace also\! Ex 3: Some guy: SWEET Tila Nguyen is my friend\!

9. (myspace) (1437↑, 372↓)
online website for making 'friends', and over 70% people up there will have the following things in their profiles: 1. has 'tila tequila' as their friend 2. the music they like include: my chemical romance, the used, green day, killers, or kottonmouth kings 3. they all hate drama and fake people 4. have a music video playing on their page 5. your computer is more likely to freeze when log on people's pages if you have an older model due to the over-decoration. 6. we will see this "This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor" somewhere in their profile that's all I can think of right now

70% of myspace people have some taste of music.......

10. (myspace) (1077↑, 309↓)
Popular networkiing website, popular with [scene] kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have [facebook]."

11. (Myspace) (792↑, 121↓)
it's 3:45 AM, your eyes are sore form looking at the computer screen for 4, no wait 5 hours...uhh who cares because all you care about not is myspace. You log into your Myspace everday, you've even missed the funeral of your mother to read that message from that attractive scene girl from Peluca, Idaho. Speaking of scene kids. Out of the 4,543 friends you have you only know about 70 personally, but for some unholy reason you know every single scene kid on your myspace, though the SONS O' Bitches all look alike. Your life is in shambles due to your Myspace addiction. You go to work tired, thus becoming cranky. In meetings all you can think about is what bulletins people have posted or what cool neat comments you have. For all those reason you lose your job. Why? Because when you were at your nice doctors job at the Children's Hospital instead of writing needs Chemo-Therapy ASAP, you wrote, "PLZ comment on my pics\!\@\@\!" At this point you're at home it's been three months since you lost your job, now you live with you mother all your real friends have left you, because now you have alienated them for your MYspace friends. Just another statistic. Please if you don't get help at CHARTER, Please get help somewhere.

ME crackpipe is to Crack as Keyboard is to Myspace ME

Author: Christopher Ess http://myspace.urbanup.com/1463803
12. (MySpace) (865↑, 215↓)
Very strong internet crack

"Yo, bluhhhh, I gots ten pounds of MySpace right here. You'll be receiving comments and friends like it's nuffin'\!"

13. (myspace) (683↑, 129↓)
a place to write pointless, overly wordy, bad descriptions of your daily life as if anyone is interested in the food stuck in your teeth. Pretentious, presumptuous hacks writting to prove people will read anything, find anything worth commenting on in order convey to the writer that everyone else is indeed interested in the food in their teeth. myspace is a place to publicly describe and defend ones own lack of integrity, a place for irresponsible, reckless judgment of others, a place to gather support for your position by describing one biased angle of a lie. A complete lack of self awareness is required to continue on as a myspace addict. The very best feature of myspace is definitely emo scenesters that claim to be about personal health, environmental and political causes, bettering the world, loving others while they gather and hoard comments, friends, post new pictures, post lame lists and excruciating detailed accounts of their daily life, try and look thinner, thinner, thinner, hotter, sexier, ego stroking all day, everyday. While endlessly claiming global love, local truth and a committed desire to evolve and enlighten others.

"Oh my god I was flossing my teeth this morning and I just couldn't figure out what it was I pulled out from between my teeth and gums, is is chicken? It couldn't be chicken, I don't eat meat, maybe it's tofu? I showed it to my roommate and she thought it was cheese, then I remembered I had baked bread and brie last night, so that must be it. Then I thought wow I better run to my computer and blog about this experience on myspace."

Author: thetruthlovesme http://myspace.urbanup.com/1373792
14. (myspace) (574↑, 38↓)
An addicting imaginary world online full of people who you don't or barely even know. A place full of 19 year old boys who don't own shirts and 19 year old girls who don't own pants. The most popular people in this world are partial pornstars. There is no need to worry about being fat or ugly, because in this world, there is only the angles you want, to make you look like the most goregous skinny person on Earth. In this world, girls are all models, posing every few seconds. Aside from the 12 pictures of someone, you can find out if its true love based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey. All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars. True expression of self comes from the colors or the pictures you decided to put as a background on your page. Your drivers license photo can have hearts around it and quotes as well. The phrases "Yo", "your hawt", or "hit me back some time" are acceptable when trying to attract the opposite sex. It is perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random, filthy, perverse, sexual thought at any random woman/man you think is "hawt" as a first greeting. A place where everyone can make $100,000 or more a year. A society of very youthful looking 99 year olds. Every random thought you ever have can be jotted down in the convienient blog of your space. Here, it isn't odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends. A man named Tom is your God, he follows you everywhere, sees what you are doing at all times and constanly hands you bad news. This is the only place on earth where Hello Kitty is an actual person. Conversations don't get much more complicated than: "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied. Everyone, even clothing lines can be your friend\! The biggest fears include "Friend Whoring" and Tom forcing your account to "Undergo some matience". Bands ask you to listen to them because they say they see you like a band that they sound nothing like. A place that the biggest threat anyone could ever give you is "I WILL DELETE YOU AS MY FRIEND IF YOU DONT COMMENT MY PICS\!". You must pass on all random letters you recieve or else in 15 hours and 3 minutes a ghost will fly into your house and rape your dog...even if you dont have one.

Myspace, A Place For Stalkers.

Author: AppleStoreFreak http://myspace.urbanup.com/1654275
15. (myspace) (595↑, 106↓)
Myspace is absolutly nasuating in every aspect of the word. Besides the fact that it celebrates a mass collection of emo/scene kids, this disgusting site is primarily used for insecure girls to post pictures of their half naked bodies. They do this in hopes of recieving countless comments on "how hott they are," from as many random people as possible, not ever considering the fact that all of these ego boosting comments are only placed for one of 2 reasons: 1.) The party posting the comment is hoping to recieve an equally flattering comment in return 2.) The party posting is in fact a pedophile/ pervert/ horney teen hoping to "get some"/ social outcast using flattery as a means of making new friends/ or dunb teen bimbo trying to appeal to the "boys" by commenting on how hott her female friend is. Im so sick and tired of seeing a group of teen girls in a photo, complete with an alcoholic beverage in thier hand, all dressed in some sort of skany theme outfits. It seems as though they are pretending to be Paris Hilton "out on the town," "at a major event" where they all have to dress alike, in skank gear of course, because god knows all we need is to see more 17 year old tits, asses, and "drunken lesbianism." And what is the deal with all these dumb broads taking pictures of themselves? I can just picture these idiots sitting in their rooms for hours, trying to get the "perfect pic" to put on their myspace intended to rack in the compliments. How low have these people gotten? Also, so many of these bitches claim to be "models." Give me a fucking break. The internet has clearly gone to far, playing with the minds of the insecure, the weak, and the young. Get some self confidence people\! Love yourself, quit myspace.

Like Oh my gosh girlzz, we so have to dress up in our like, really sexy duplicate outfits this weekend cause a like 26 year old guy is having a like totally awesome house party and he wants all us highschoolers to cum\! We have to make sure to remember our cameras, and make sure to be like posed and making a sexy, seductive face at all times, because we have to have hot pics to put on our myspace so everyone can see how cool and hott we are\! And oh my gosh, like, dont forget to have a beer in your hand, because everyone needs to know how hardcore we are\! Like, Oh my gosh, like underage drinking makes us like so cool. We have to stand next to random hott guys and take pictures so we can look like we hang out with really cool people\! Maybe we can even dance on a table and show our boobies\! Everyone will c how hott we are\! Thank god for myspace, because now everyone can see how cool we are\!

16. (myspace) (821↑, 348↓)
Ultimate ice-breaker or pickup line.

"Aren't we friends on Myspace?" "Haven't I seen you around Myspace before?" "Your Myspace pictures look HOT...lets fuck"

17. (Myspace) (562↑, 93↓)
Why Myspace Sucks and So Do You: 1) Cool New People - No. These schmucks are not "Cool." The fact that they are the first thing you see when you log on is a fucking travesty. Why anyone would label these folks "Cool" is beyond our comprehension. At this point we wanted to turn back, but we forged on through the terror in the name of science. 2) Your Goddamn Pictures - "Hay guyz i hav this gr8 idea i think i shud take a pikkchur of myself in da mirrur holding teh camerah at a weiurd angle isnt that original guyz? Am i rite?" Believe it or not, we've caught on to your little tricks. We know that you are fat, ugly, have one eye, and shitty skin, and the crappy emo picture isn't fooling anybody. If you have the inclination to be really artsy, alternative, and original, and if you feel that taking a photo of yourself in the bathroom mirror is the way to do it, at least have the decency to wipe your dried jizz off the mirror. Oh but wait, there in the "View more pics" section you have those cute pictures of you and your buddies with beer in your hand. OMG GUYZ ITS BEER AND WE'RE LIKE 2TALLY UNDERAGE HOW BADASS ARE WE. Grow the fuck up, no one cares. And then you selfish bastards crop your friends out of the pictures so we all know who the attention whore is. We can clearly see their shoulder floating next to you. 3) About Me - Chances are no one comes to your MySpace to learn about how you "dont hav much 2 say" about yourself. These over-glorified AIM profiles contain some of the most useless crap ever to bombard our eyes. If you feel it is appropriate to contribute any information to this section, you're wrong. Save everyone the trouble of reading about your generic, pointless life and do something more productive. Like getting hit by a bus. 4) Friends - This monstrosity of a feature is used for two things: a. Listing and cataloguing your already existing friends, as to create such riveting conversations like, "Hay why haven't you added me yet?" These conversations don't limit themselves to the internet either, people actually talk about this shit in real life. There is something inherently sad about that. -Or- b. Meeting random people to list as your "Friends." For fuck's sake, do you really need the internet to meet people? Especially those with a name like xXforbidDEn___aDdictionXx? There's a reason these people are on the internet and not hanging out with all the kewl friends that they have. Maybe we're missing something, but is there actually a point to leaving a Comment on someone's page saying "ooo great site keep it up\!"? And no, the fact that you've added infinite smilies or a lame animated gif saying something to the effect of "KEEP ON TRUCKIN" doesn't make it any better. The worst part is that this useless banter can go on for pages. We don't need to hear about that great party last weekend. Or how you have this really unsightly rash. There are other forms of communication for that. Forms of communication such as THE PHONE or INSTANT MESSENGER or ANYTHING WHERE YOUR CONVERSATION IS NOT MADE PUBLIC. Frankly, you disgust us. 5) Music - This is the section* where you feel the need to either tell us that you like to listen to "whatevers on tha radio" (Hinting that you are a complete douche lacking any personality at all. But we pretty much knew that already, seeing as you have a MySpace) or try to impress people with your vast list of bands that no one has ever heard of. And then someone came up with the brilliant idea to put music videos in the music section\! Thanks buddy, I was really looking forward to spending 15 minutes waiting for your Snoop Dogg video to load so i could have those beats drilled into my head while browsing for things to make fun of you about. And if that's the best picture of yourself you can find, I pity you. Next time don't get hit in the face with a shovel. * Having 3 generic songs from some crappy band in tight girl jeans and titling it "MySpace Music" does not redeem this category at all. Don't even try it. Oh, and as if it wasn't bad enough already, there are "MySpace Music" concerts being organized right now. If there is any indication of the lameness that is MySpace, you need not look any further than its creator. 6) Tom - How does a lonely, single nerd become the antichrist of the internet? He creates a worldwide network for people just like him, with no friends, and automatically puts himself on everyone's "friends" section. Now, we're by no stretch of the imagination saying it would be acceptable, but it would be understandable if he did this on the side. However, it's pretty certain that MySpace is the extent of his sad pathetic life. When you start throwing parties in the name of the most unholy creation of all time, it's pretty safe to say your life peaked in 6th grade when that girl asked you to the dance as a joke. He is responsible for the thousands of obscenely lame people thinking that they are awesome and popular just because they have a MySpace. 7) Having Celebrities and Porn Stars As Your Friends - Now, it was much debated whether or not to put this in the Friends section, but the final decision was that this abomination deserved its own. We already know of your sad state purely by the fact that you have a MySpace, but if you're pitiful enough to go and add some well-known douchebag to your list of "friends" then you should stop reading this right now. There is no hope for you. Honestly. Could you possibly be dumb enough to really think that this is funny? Or is it even worse, and you actually believe that Paris Hilton has a MySpace? Nice going dumbass, because not only can Paris Hilton read, she also needs the internet to meet people. And by the way, you're not fooling anybody into thinking that you and all those "tootally hawt bikini babez" on your friends list go out and paint the town red on Friday nights. After all this research, you'd think that we would have found a slight glimmer of appeal in the abyss that is MySpace. We did not. MySpace represents all that is evil and corrupt in this world, and it baffles us why you all have this "omg addiction" to it. We hate MySpace with a firey passion, and are in full approval of a support group for each and every MySpace member. And by support group, we mean chainsaw to the face.

Myspace in it's entirety sucks asshole

Author: Boon McBoon climbs a shroom http://myspace.urbanup.com/1717312
18. (myspace) (540↑, 124↓)
A site purely developed to make you feel like shit. A huge popularity contest. A way for teeny boppers to conform themselves even more, and for internet pedophiles to finally find friends.

Omg I was on myspace and I saw tha hawtessst boi everrr\!\!

Author: Angry Ex-myspace-er http://myspace.urbanup.com/1210740
19. (myspace) (520↑, 120↓)
People shouldn't be so hard on Myspace. It's a good site. It’s basically a form of natural selection that helps to lower the population of stupid little spoiled rich shallow teenage girls, by having them raped and killed by internet predators.

Stupid little whore gets murdered by a myspace pedophile. Her fault. She should have learned how to use the [internets] properly.

20. (myspace) (430↑, 47↓)
A place where 15 year old girls go to pretend they're 19 only to end up getting raped by 40 year old men who go there to pretend they're 17.

some preppie username like calibunny87: "Liek omagawd rtfm lol liek myspace sooo kewl dewd omg heerz my pixxx, r ent thei gr8?" =3-(o ;| \}\<:\\ I swear to god im 17: (While fapping his dick off) "yeah, where do you live?"

21. (myspace) (404↑, 94↓)
1.) Place where I made lots of "friends" before I went home for Christmas break then met up with some of them once I got home only to discover that our relationships were solely based on random comments that are only funny if it's past 3 AM and that I have no real life social skills. 2.) Emo/ hipster mecca. Sure they're hot and well dressed, but they all listen to the same music and share the same awkward haircut.

"Turns out, 'Will' the emo gangster I met on myspace doesn't have much to say in person. Nor do I."

22. (myspace) (354↑, 61↓)
The end of life as we know it

I'm going to get on myspace and leave Karen a comment because I'm to lazy to walk 3 blocks to say hi myself.

23. (Myspace) (341↑, 65↓)
A license to stalk anyone and everyone who has access to this website.

You can find anyone you want, simply just by clicking on other people's myspaces until you find someone you think is "hot". Then once you're their "friend", you feel like you know so much about them and you've never even met them before.

24. (myspace) (353↑, 117↓)
A blog,"a place for friends",a site where you can put a bunch of random information about yourself. A site for the scene kids to put up pictures of them because they feel the need to be commented, ALWAYS. So they post 100 bulletins saying to comment their pictures and will not stop until you do so. Also known as "Scenespace"

"Hey did you see my rad new pictures on Myspace?\<3" "No..." "WHAT THE HELL GO COMMENT ON THEM RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH \<3"

25. (myspace) (308↑, 110↓)
As with other blog sites, the crack of the internet. I will not admit it has conquered my soul until I make a post about my feelings.

myspace and other blog sites are for whores. Myself included.

26. (myspace) (231↑, 43↓)
Thanks to Tom Anderson established in 2003 this widely used online profile have now become a person's life. A popular feature is the ability to assemble galleries of friends, with their photographs linking to their own pages. (As at many networking sites, MySpace members must receive permission from other members before adding them as friends, and sometimes "friendship" is no deeper than a brief e-mail exchange.) Myspace has become the place for geeks/emos/scenesters/bands/preps and others alike to prove how they 'truly' are by informing others in the about me section. You add everyone from the guy you were too scared to talk to, to comment and say the unforgettable how are u? or watz up? question or the 'good' girl in school whose photos consist of the partially nude her. It is the ultimate ego booster, when people you don't know tell you “hey you got aim? Ur hot” You over load the music section, naming every band you've heard of, as in... just heard of, not listened to. It is a competition of how many bands you can name and how many friends you can get in a given time. A way to test your popularity and flaunt it by saying to your friends the next day in school "So I got 27 friend requests yesterday" - "Well I got 87..." - "...oh....". Groups are also made to have similar people in one place where again they post bulletins, message each other, post pictures and add friends. The term "whore" is for whoring, the way to advertise one's self or other's in bulletins. The repeating of ADD ME until it is noticed and praising one's self with 'I'm hot and I comment back' is just all game. Friendship is as deep as a rain puddle. Spamming or 'raping' comment boxes with ADD MEs are just as game as whoring. Myspace was originally for bands to spread or share music, Tom was in a band, he came up with an idea and it was myspace.

::wakes up:: "I think I'll check my myspace" "post this bulletin or you will die in 7 days\!" "omgeez, I hate you, ur hella gone off of my friends list..." "what\!? you don't know what a myspace is? what's wrong with you... EVERYONE knows what a myspace is..."

Author: Kevin N' Kyle and Company http://myspace.urbanup.com/1567672
27. (myspace) (250↑, 65↓)
electronic cocaine, thts it. once u start you cant stop

ppl who have 234532432 friends on myspace

28. (myspace) (231↑, 62↓)
A site which seems to be teeming with emo sterotypes. Full of people constantly begging to be added/whored/commented etc. so they can prove to the world just how popular they really are. (yeh right)

Please add me to your myspace. haha.

Author: the_end_is_nigh (myspace) http://myspace.urbanup.com/1395092
29. (myspace) (194↑, 36↓)
The pedophile's goldmine.

Girl on myspace: Hey where do u want to meet tonight. Pedohpile: On 5th Street, Midnight, I'll have a black van with a sign on it that says toybox.

30. (myspace) (191↑, 41↓)
This is the newest religion out there. Where people attend services every 5 seconds or so.

What religion are you? Im a myspacer.

Author: fdsljgjsdlfjfdl http://myspace.urbanup.com/1614260
31. (MySpace) (188↑, 49↓)
1) A site that once was a dating service, but now only caters to little 14 year olds who pretend they're 17, plus countless pedophiles who also pretend to be 17 so they can "comment" to girls who look good in thier "pics", which never look anything like the person in real life. Also serves as a massive popularity contest, to see who can have the most friends in their "friends list", when most of the time, a friends list consists of the coveted "top 8" friends, Followed by Tila Nuegen, and tons of bands that no one has heard of or cares about, or have no connection at all with the acual band. 2) A sign of the apocolypse. 3) The most pointless trend since xanga, which sucked a little less.

"DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE, I HAVE JIMMY HENDRIX ON MY MYSPACE FRIENDZZZ..\!" "He's dead, dumbass." "well if hez dead, then how doz he have a myspace." *click..click* *BOOM*

Author: Brett = AntiSpace http://myspace.urbanup.com/1575239
32. (myspace) (188↑, 54↓)
a place for people to bring it back to high school. people who are supposedly "over high school and lead such busy lives." however, somehow they find the time to go on my space for a few hours a day. if your so over high school than why do you need to be so-called friends with 25765 people who are probably not going to help out in the real world that we live in today. basically if you do not pay my bills and you are not going to help me in life than you are not my friend. my space is a popularity contest for people who just can't stay away from the high school scene. people really need to get over themselves and stop changing their pictures or taking "my space pics" so that people will tell them their hot or sexy. let's all stop begging for attention and worry about the more important things in life. invest your 1-5 hours a day on something useful. trust me i used to be on this and it's a waste of time.

1) don't broadcast your life or talk about someone on my space so that your "friends" can give you a pat on the back. 2) if you need to have people tell you look hot, you probably have some insecurity issues. i mean think about it. if you were walking down the street with your friends are they going to contstantly tell you you're hot. no, but on my space they will. so let's take my space pics\!

33. (myspace) (146↑, 17↓)
something that isn't worth comment.

myspace is equivalent to fanny packs, once grabbed ahold of it's a plague and pointless.

34. (myspace) (147↑, 34↓)
One of many things: 1- The inevitable cause for the complete disregard and obliteration of real human one-on-one, in person interaction . Because people actually pass this shit off as communication and pressure you into getting one or else they claim you won’t get full insight into their warped lives, you’re not hip and you’ll face being debarred from their life because you don’t care enough if you won’t get one. A fucking handicap for all you fucks to lazy or too self-absorbed in your bohemian “fuck what the world thinks CUZ IT’s so 2toally MY lIfE\!” to get off your computer and tell that to people in their fucking faces. A place where people have no problem telling strangers and their “online buds” more about themselves then they tell people they’ve known for years. Where they post more information about themselves than anyone cares to read….I mean you’re like less than an inch away from revealing your fucking thong size and that’s only cause your shitty camera has a fuckhole lens that didn’t quite capture the tag on it clearly. Mostly a place to let your arrogance bleed on to the world wide web and still have the disgust to bitch and moan about insignificant events in your life that you claim make your life suck despite the fact that you’re always partying and living a decadent RAWK STAR lifestyle as your fugly pics and blogs point to it. A place where you clearly get THAT persons point of view of themselves…everyone paints themselves to be this super cool, nice person…which is total bullshit…. Hey, be honest and admit you’re a cunt. It’s always, “Poor me…so-and-so is being a bitch and I don’t know why…why have they changed so much...I didn’t even do anything, I’m perfect….” Like you never get mad at people and wished they’d get hit by a 18-wheeler bursting in flames. Then there’s those who hate everyone and ANGST.ANGST.ANGST. Hate everyone and go against “societies standards” and really believe that only their opinion counts and hate “close-minded” people. You hate “close-minded” people but don’t want to hear out anyone else’s opinion but your own? Riiiight….. Oh, and if you’re so against society and against conformity and trends…..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MYSPACE? Do you live in a box?\! Do you like don’t know that like ‘Oh My GAWD’ everyone and their grandma has one now ?\! Myspace = a total compost heap of total decaying bullshit…much like what comes out of world leaders to give you an idea. 2- A complete waste of time in all known possible meanings of that concept. Highly addictive whether you have one or not…..and I have yet to discover why. Also known as internet cocaine and well on it’s way to make it’s own sanctuary with “Myspacian” as the religion and Tom as the God. Cause all those other religions are SO last century. 3- A stalker haven as you morons post anything and everything about you. And your moron friends are no help leaving behind a trail of clues to what time and what “hot nightclub/event” you’ll be “hittin’ up”. Then after you’ve been harassed or some nosy ass you don’t want to read your shit hits up your page; you decide to make your fucking page private as to tell the world… “My sHitz is exclusive V.I.P. friends only.” Oh really? Then do your friends a favor and take all that “about me” horseshit off your page cause they should know that by now….that way it will reduce the load time. And if you’re such a badass and can take on the world...and more importantly could give two shits about what the world thinks…. What have you got to hide? Reality CHECK: Don’t think so highly of yourself…. YOU egotistical, stuck-up, snobbish FUCKHOLE ASSHAT. No one gives a fuck about you or your whorish ‘oh so trendy’ lifestyle. 4- And last but not least…a ridiculous unwritten list of prerequisites that will induct you into the myspace hall of idiots. That are but not limited to: - Lots and lots of futile pictures of you and your posse that will mostly likely freeze up my goddamn computer due to overkill and everyone in these pictures is referred to as “hot” or “sexy”….uh,….no. You should really use those things on either side of your nose. - An excessive, unnecessary list of everything that makes up what is you as a person. Consists of dill hole crap like, “I’m very social and very open-minded.” “I love to meet new people…I’m so NICE\! I love to hang out with my buds and hit up the town and/or a vast number of other “fun” things to do. My friends are the best in the world… I would like totally die without them cause they understand me.” - All claim to “hate drama”…. “fake people” and “BiTChes That B TaLkIN SHit\!” Will have shit like... “HaTe All U WaNT…UR just JEalous cuz UR LiFe is SOOOO LamE\!” Uh, yeah retard if you didn’t give a shit you’d ignore it and wipe your ass with it without even bring it up. Like you don’t talk shit about people behind their backs and make fun of the those YOU consider inferior. Give me a fucking break. - Have lists of every movie that they’ve seen in their entire life and every music act that comes off the top of their head. What they do in “General” is the same…I just wish someone would have the balls to say “Takes frequent shits after meals and farts like a pig.” Now THAT’S realistic. - Embedded music videos and YouTube crap you didn’t ask to see. But if it’s interesting it will trick you on to staying on their page for more than 5 seconds. BE CAUTIOUS\!\! - Pointless Surveys and Quizzes that get old after you’ve seen more than 10 pages…. I don’t care that you prefer Strawberries over Watermelon, want to visit Italy, think fast food is gross, won’t cry at funerals cause that’s life and you’re a heartless shit, want to die in your sleep and hate your 3rd grade teacher cause she molested you. Or that you’re 90% slutty, that your name means “BULLCOCK” in some non-existent language and that you resemble some whore off a reality show. You’re friends should know that by now if you’re so fucking close and if I wanted to know….I’d be your friend and find out the old fashion way…when people still talked to people in person. Not to mention that even if you present it like your way is the only way…it really doesn’t affect the life of those around you. - Have some sort of ‘scene’ going on. And this scene will be projected as if it’s the RIGHT and ONLY way to live your life… if not you’re boring and a LOsEr\! The most common one is the “party scene” where these people flaunt their abilities to drink excessive, dress and dance like sluts but lack the balls to wear the badge of “alcoholic and wanton” proudly. There’s nothing wrong with it so wear the badge proudly and stop lying to yourself. You hate “fake people” remember? - All have the same fucking quotes on their blatant pages. And they try to pass this shit off as the staple quotes for our generation. Pseudo-New Age Shit for Party-goers. “Tomorrow’s Never Promised\!” “Life’s Too Short For Regrets\!” “Love living like there’s no tomorrow\!” “Living life to DA fullest\!” Or some variation of the above. Tomorrow’s never promised, eh? Well, I hope you fall flat on your face after you log off your stupid myspace for the 85475847593875 time today. I doubt you know the real meaning of these quotes…they weren’t written for you to justify your crapass lifestyle. Again, a effort to pass off their life as the ‘correct way’ to live. - Must have at least 200+ friends to be cool. Verdict :MYSPACE IS A STINKER OF A WEBSITE.

Like ZOMG....myspace TOTALLY RAWKS\! Look at all my 234,567 pics, 1,000,000 friends and my lifestyle is like the best on the face of the world\! Like live with no regrets and like there's no tomorrow\!\!\!

Author: yes_i'm_a_bitch http://myspace.urbanup.com/2099485
35. (myspace) (142↑, 32↓)
A place which is perfect for attention whores who need to announce every single thought that comes to mind, new band they like or saw, or to point out yet another picture of themselves or pictures with their friends. It is also great to boost your ego with the amount of friends you can have without even taking the time to get to know them except for a few comments and emails. Pictues can be sent also in the comments so you can show everyone what you did last weekend or last night. This is where you can get all the compliments you ever dreamed of to inflate your head. Note: Myspace is not for those individuals who are insecure AND are in a relationship because you can just kiss your bf/gf goodbye. It promotes jealousy and all the nasty emotions that go along with it. I highly suggest getting off myspace if you are one of these people; you'll thank me later.

"What was one of the causes of your break up?" "Myspace"

36. (Myspace) (151↑, 42↓)
an addicting website that was probably made so people can meet new friends around the world, or maybe keep in touch with family, yet it got changed to a popularity contest begging and pleeding to get new friends, because people feel they "need" to have 100000 friends on a WEBSITE, its not real life, im sorry but if your begging and pleading for that many friends, then you probably dont have any friends in real life..

"ADD HER.. SHES SO HOTT" "GO COMMENT ME.. IM BORED" "im so ugly" "im so fat" (yet they have a picture with like no clothes on.

37. (myspace) (143↑, 45↓)
The most addicting, random, popular website for teens 13-17 who either want to promote their popularity by showing how much more comments/friends/profile views they have or promoting their image as a slutt. Everyone decides to go on every oh i dunno... about 4.5 minutes to try to see if there was a comment, bulliten, message, or friend request made. They will also put random information about sex in hopes of getting twenty stalker guys to add them so they can say "hey. i have more friend requests than YOU"

ex 1: myspace teen1:ooooh look at this... FIVE REQUESTS myspace teen2: do you even know those guys??? myspace teen1: pshh no but i'll add them and see if they comment on my hott pics\!\!\!

38. (Myspace) (193↑, 99↓)
1. A place to meet new people, or show you're friends with others. 2. It sucks.

"What the fuck is up with MySpace."

39. (MySpace) (139↑, 52↓)
a horribly addicting website to connect with "friends" online. post pictures, post comments, add friends, talk -- basically. after a while you realize that it kinda sucks.

myspace - a new outlet for pedophiles

40. (MySpace) (103↑, 25↓)
A website that might be fairly decent if the following were removed: 1. 12 year olds pretending to be 16 2. [12 year old] [camwhores] 3. Kids pretending to be [emo] 4. Crappy music that starts automatically when you open the page 5. 50 year old [pedophiles] 6. Profiles that crash your computer by using 50 million animated flashing things saying stuff like "princess", "bad girl", etc. 7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 8. Stupid emo quotes under the pictures of half naked 13 year olds 9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 10. Girls that act like sluts, emos, cheerleaders etc. 11. Middle aged people that think they're being "hip"

1. That 16 year old doesn't look 16 years old... 2. That 12 year old camwhore took a weird angled picture of herself in a bikini. 3. That wannabe emo kid made his whole profile page black and droned on and on about how life sucks 4. Wtf? I didn't wanna hear that crappy music\! 5. "Ohhhhhh\! That 13 year old boy is so hot\!", drooled the creepy old pedophile. 6. This idiot crashed my computer by elaborately telling us that she's a princess. 7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz\!\!\!\!\!\!\! *translation* Oh my god\! Please look at my new pictures that I posted on my MySpace profile. 8. *Picture of a little kid in a bikini* "What's the point of happiness it's pursuit makes you sad? 9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u\!\!\!\!\!\!\! *translation* Oh my fucking god\! I have more friends on myspace than you do. 10. Wow, this fat girl is trying too hard to convince people that she's a cheerleader. 11. *old grandpa voice* "Oh hot diggity\! I'm just like the youngins, and I can stalk 13 year old boys too\! *dentures fall out of his mouth*

Author: 56 year old pedophle http://myspace.urbanup.com/3982643
41. (myspace) (119↑, 42↓)
1. (noun) A legal teen dating site in which many pedophiles tend to use to their advantage. 2. (noun) Common and cheap yet effective pickup line in almost every situation.

1. www.myspace.com 2. "Hey dont you have a myspace?" "Aren't you my friend on myspace" "hey I popped your myspace cherry, now let's do yours"

42. (myspace) (101↑, 34↓)
What started out as a website, now has become a cultural reference, laughingstock, mainly due to the large amount of freshman getting pedo'd, because they give out all their info, right down to their social security number, in hopes of gaining more "friends"

You know it's bad when the teachers are going "Shut up, or I'll delete you from my MySpace\!"

43. (Myspace) (86↑, 19↓)
The world's most popular online roleplaying game (Take that, [Everquest]\!) It began with a guy named [Tom] who, after getting his simple butt pwnzed at most every MMORPG he played, decided he would make one of his own. The system was simple: create an online roleplaying character, and try to get as many users on a "friendslist." The first person to acchieve the most friends will win an [angelic halo]. However, our buddy Tom was a crafty prick, and he devised that \<i\>he\</i\> would always be the winner: whenever anyone joined Myspace, his profile would automatically be added onto their friendslist\! So Tom would always pwn everyone else. Myspace differs from other online RPGs in that it is almost void of orcs, elves, Norsemen, Nazis, Commies, aliens, or any of the other characters which normally appear in role-playing games. (every once in a while, [Inuyasha] or [Sailor Moon] will make a Myspace profile, but that's a different story) Rather, Myspace is home to the [homeboy], [scene kid], [rich bitch], [starving artist], [whore next door], and several other stereotypes of tween to twentysomething life. They customize their profiles to the max with glittery banners, pinup girl shots, and photos of themselves taken with a patented technique called the [Myspace angle]. Recently, a number of [n00bs] have been joining Myspace oblivious of the fact that it is an RPG. They take it seriously, you see, and attempt to meet up in real life with fellow Myspace roleplayers. At the very least, they're disappointed to find out that "Stu," that hot 23 year-old who's a surfer, is actually a 40 year-old sex offender, or that "Paula," the alt-rocker, is also a 40 year-old sex offender. [Tom] is certainly under a lot of pressure as of late, given all the Myspace horror stories. He's had to put up all these security measures, which makes it harder for him to monitor how many people still have him on their friendslist. In addition, he must deal with his arch nemesis: a "hot azn gurl" known as [Tila Nguyen], or Tila Tequila. Within a few months, Tila may win the angelic halo back from Tom.

Mother: John, have you been playing [Myspace] again? You look as though you haven't slept in two weeks. John: No, Mother, I'm just fine. (John goes back to his room and resumes chatting it up online as "Da IllEsT WiGGeR" with a sexxi azn sweetie named "HeLL0 KinKy")

Author: Your Mom in a Gorilla Suit http://myspace.urbanup.com/1680731
44. (myspace) (99↑, 32↓)
a life sucker. a stupid site that makes you think you`re popular if you have more than 100 friends & disappoints you if no one wants to comment your ugly pictures.

i`m on [myspace] 12 hours a day.

45. (myspace) (71↑, 7↓)
Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.

Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot? Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh\!\!\! Me: learn how to spell, idiot. Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang? Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.

46. (myspace) (71↑, 11↓)
where stalkers find their victims

*Surfing myspace* Oh her pic is hot... lets see... California...... San Francisco....

Author: \myspace\myspace http://myspace.urbanup.com/1723266
47. (MySpace) (78↑, 20↓)
The heart of all that is evil on the internet... People no longer can talk to eacher normally without bringing up the mention of "MySpace". It is the end of civilized man.

Person A: "Have you heard of this band?" Person B: "No" Person A: "Let me go to their MySpace and..." Person B: "But we work in a record store..."

Author: Captain Johnny http://myspace.urbanup.com/2015310
48. (myspace) (72↑, 15↓)
the world's number one source of stalkers

guy: hey girl: hi guy: remember me from myspace? girl: um, no guy: really? we were really close. girl: oh, ok. then you remember my dad's job? guy: uhh...no. girl: oh really, because i remember you were FASCINATED by it. guy: oh really? what does he do? girl: he works for the FBI and catching online predators -GUY HAS SIGNED OFF-

49. (myspace) (102↑, 45↓)
noun. www.myspace.com, a website that allow individuals to set up a page displaying their personal information, pics and blogs and allows connection of these pages to one another by adding "friends". Used by many different types of people including: lonely single men, street racing crews, lonely emo teens, garage bands and djs, bored people, people with too much time on their hands, party crews, asians, hot chicks, people that want others to think they're hot chicks, and people with giant egos. see also "[myspace whore]"

girl1: "OMFGWTF\!\!\!1 did you see what he wrote on his myspace\!\!1" dude1: "no, i'm not a myspace whore like you guys"

50. (Myspace) (125↑, 69↓)
A stupid, addicting website created my someone who is unknown. It is a place to compete with your own friends on who can get the most comments and friends. There are many emo boys that are mean; and think they are hott shit. People BEG AND PLEAD for comments on their pictures. Its really pathetic website; NEVER JOIN. I REGRET IT.

"mGZ LIKE GO COMmENT MY NEW PICTURES LOLZORZ." "OMGZ IM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THAT CUTE EMO BOY ON MySPACE FROM TEXAS\!" "OMGZ I CANNOT WAIT TO GET HOME AND CHECK MY MYSPACE MESSAGES." "PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON MYSPACE GODZ LOLZORZ."

51. (MYSPACE) (86↑, 34↓)
1. Terrible color schemes. 2. Hilariously bad music list. 3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic. 4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics. 5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'. 6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY\!

Guy1: hey check out this site, www.myspace.com Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?\!

52. (myspace) (103↑, 56↓)
myspace.com a place where people can copy each other and look nothing in real life like they do in their pictures. Sad, sad, sad. Also a place where music seems to be the base of everything. That, and your fuckin pictures.

OMG I've seen you before. Are you on myspace? Fuck your scene

53. (MySpace) (89↑, 45↓)
MySpace is a stupid and pointless web site where nothing really happens... and yet it's super addicting.

MySpace is like crack

Author: The Whitest Nigger Of Them All http://myspace.urbanup.com/1572391
54. (myspace) (50↑, 7↓)
The recent fad that has swept the world over.Although this site is a very good site for networking and a way for friends to keep in contact with each other it also has many downsides to it A large majority of the users encourage being an emo fag, a goth whore, a gangstuh thug, or a stupid scene kid. Usual users of "myspace whores" post the most retarded bulletins about doing something ridiculous and reposting on the penalty of having bad luck for the rest of your life, or getting killed at a certain time period in a few days, and other such nonsense. Although this website / networking ploy had many "good" users the majority of the users are emo bitches who like it up the ass, and or scene kids who take picures in their bathrooms, pictures from a "birds eye view" looking up, and photoshopped pictures so they have no acne. Many of these people are known as "myspace whores," usually the myspace whores add random people to their friends list to boost their self esteem and show that they have more "friends" online then in real life

myspace whore: "lets talk on myspace tonight\!" myspace whore\#2: "totally we can comment back and forth even tho we live right next door to each other, and our windows are 5 feet apart and i could just call you or come over, but i would rather just comment you or start a message conversation with you" myspace whore: "thats so true, and we can add random people so we have a larger friends list of people who we dont know and say that we are hot, so our self esteem is raised\!" myspace whore \#2: "totally\!"

55. (myspace) (54↑, 12↓)
One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.

Two girls in the library at my school Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT [FALL OUT BOY] QUOTE FROM ME. Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends Me:\{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps\}

Author: jordiisvainduh http://myspace.urbanup.com/1729794
56. (myspace) (57↑, 15↓)
An addictive drug of the 21'st century infecting every houshold computer. A place where little 12 yr olds put up fake pics and pretend there 21 and then ther parents call the cops on some guy who wants to meet them. And where people who are bored can make up stupid posts that threaten to kill u if u dont repost them.

Typical myspace converstions girl: hi...ur cute ;) guy: thnx...so r u girl: omfg....u fukin stalker..im callin the cops (enough said)

57. (myspace) (75↑, 33↓)
The end of life as we know it

I'm going to get on myspace and leave Karen a comment because I'm to lazy to walk 3 blocks to say hi myself.

58. (myspace) (70↑, 30↓)
a haven for teenagers, and people pretending to be teenagers who need an ego boost and a hair cut. myspace: a place for scene sluts.

dinoheartrobot: omgz im so sad\! xlovelikemurderx: awww why hun? dinoheartrobot: cuz i onli gawt liek 7 frend rekwests and 9 cmts todai\! xlovelikemurderx: i got like, 10 or something. im pretty bummed too.

59. (myspace) (60↑, 21↓)
Basically, the worst site in history. An addictive site were scene kids tell each other how OMG RADXCORE their hair looks and steal each others pictures/music/style.

scene kid \#1: HAVE YOU SEEN MY MYSPACE? scene kid \#2: omg yeah\!\!\!\! you had the break dancing robot dinosaur, right?

60. (myspace) (85↑, 46↓)
Something I wish would go away. Specific: A database of everyone that does not deserve to exist.

Several of the O.C. characters have their own profiles on MySpace. Some myspace users have gone beyond not deserving to exist, and instead, do not exist in the first place.

61. (myspace) (51↑, 13↓)
a shitty ass fucking website

Girl: I got 1000 friends on myspace\!\!\! Boy: Fuck you

62. (MySpace) (52↑, 14↓)
The "black hole" of the internet.

If I weren't out with you guys tonight I would probably be home refreshing my MySpace page every five seconds

63. (myspace) (87↑, 50↓)
Myspace is a pathetic excuse for a hang out place. People go on, try to make as many "friends" as possible, and yeah, as said, ultimately tries to get as many as they can. 90% of the people they have listed they did not already know in real life, and they will end up meeting probably 1 or 2 of them.

Freak\#1: "I have 789 friends on Myspace." Freak\#2: Have you met anyone of them? Freak\#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.

64. (myspace) (103↑, 68↓)
A versatile 'space' on the web, where any person can create a brief representation of themself. This privilidge if abused, because being deceitful is so easy, but what can you expect from the internet? Myspace offers a huge confidence boost for those that are "hot" and didn't know it. Provided is a great way to write one's thoughts and feelings out, and then get feedback from anyone all over the world. Myspace can be used to meet people and upgrade your understanding of the world, but many incompetant people simply write nothing of any substance and post a picture. I wish there was a seperate service called boringspace for them. All around, myspace is what you make of it, whether that be a stalker source or an information hub.

J.M. - "Please explain hang gliding to me. I have always admired people who soar over my head, but I don't know what it takes for me to start the sport. Updraft - "First of all, it is incredible\! The feeling of floating on air cannot be explained by anything but the actual experience. I suggest that you find a small club with a beginner hill. After a few practic trys and getting the feel for your glider, you can try something really exciting. Good luck\!

65. (MySpace) (39↑, 7↓)
What stalkers and rapists have been dreaming about every night for years. Mostly [emo]/[scene] kids create a profile to go on and on about themselves and how hard it is being rich, white and middle-class, and make a list of about 6000 bands they like (often including [My Chemical Romance], [Fall Out Boy], [From First To Last] etc) add all those bands profiles as their "freinds", as well as hundreds of other emo/scene people. Most of the site's users are 13-17, and take awful pictures of themselves looking pale in their bathrooms from insane angles and into mirrors, and then list "photography" as one of their general interests. There are then two major sub-types of these teen users. The ruling class are the "myspace whores" who post dozens of bulletins a day advertising their freinds' profiles to all their other freinds, in an attempt to gain them all freind adds. In theory, this favour is returned by their freinds who will also whore/advertise them, and this is called a whore for whore/W4W agreement. These people often already have 1000s of "freinds". The other type are the "real" people, who apparently hate "fake people", and say "don't add me if you won't talk to me", but still have about 150+ freinds. These people tend to look as totally miserable as they possibly can in all of their pictures. This type of user is often deeply offended if you don't comment their profile, blogs and pics. And even if you do bother, they will still post bulletins saying that they need more comments. I have a MySpace account. I'm a slave to it. You might join because your friends ask you to thinking, "it's okay, I'll get bored in a few months and that'll be it". That rarely happens. If you join, you WILL find yourself sitting in a dimly lit room at 11pm editing tidy aspects of the html layout you stole from someone else, commenting bands, adding freinds, and feeling desperate to get more freinds than anyone else you know. Being a MySpace user is like being a drug user, so DON'T start if you can avoid the temptation.

MySpace mixdown(joke song about myspace) extract: My MySpace brings all the boys to the page And they're like, "mine's better than yours" And I'm like, "you wish it was" Please comment - or I'll have a fit. Lalalalala - add more freinds. Lalalalala - my pics need commens. Lalalalala - oh my, f**king gosh, I can't sign in\!

66. (Myspace) (71↑, 39↓)
Basically, a completely pointless community website, but WARNING, it's highly addictive. Tom, the Creator, is the equivalent of a god to serious myspacers. There are always countless chain-bulletins about bullshit things. There's the occasional one that makes sense, until you get to the bottom where it says "REPOST IN 5 SECZ OR ELSE U WILL HAV BAD LUCK FOREVER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" or something similiar. When you first join, its fun. After a while, it becomes a popularity contest, in which you add people just for the sake of having 'friends'. However, there is the occasional person who has a whole bunch of rules like 'Don't repost a bulletin every 5 fucking minutes or I won't add you\!' or 'DuNt tYiPe lYkK dDiSz' like they're all that and a bag of skittles. And then, after about two months, you realize that there's really no point at all. But by then, your probably too far gone to stop. Then again, its given many people a boost in their social lives. Yippee

omgzzzz lyk comment my new pixxx\!\!\! ii lovve yeww \<333: omfg i love you\!\! you are so freakin sexiiii like omg lets chyll \! blahblahblahblah comment bac or else bitch\! like l-o-l

Author: Idonthave Aname http://myspace.urbanup.com/1418507
67. (myspace) (66↑, 34↓)
a cult that has taken over almost every high school in america. or, at least new jersey."myspace is for lovers" is sumtin i've seen posted all over the emo kids blogs or profiles. it's pretty lame, but its as addicting as coke. warning: most of the people on the site look nothing like that in person.

random guy:"no way\! we're friends on mysapce\!" random girl: "well then lets fuck\!"

68. (MySpace) (72↑, 40↓)
A most awful place indeed. Usually when you first create one, it will consume your life, and everything you post and do and your first pics will make you look incredibly stupid, because more than likely you'll probably be trying too hard to look cool. Some people outgrow this phase, some don't unfortunately. Make sure you use good grammar, try to sound as smart as possible, don't complain about anything and don't post bulletins about random things because most of the people there suck and take dumb things like the internet too seriously and will attack you for the smallest things. People there really do suck. Some people are really uptight and stuck up and will say they get annoyed at the things you post on bulletins or in groups and will get on your case and/or delete you from their friend list, which is really silly because people have the freedom to post whatever they want, and if someone's bulletins or posts in a group are bothering you so bad, why not just simply ignore them? No one said you had to read them. Some people are really two faced and they'll act really cool in real life, but they'll become a total asshole on MySpace or vice versa. Then there's the really conceited and arrogant pricks who act like they're totally the shit and think they're better than everyone else and take a bunch of pictures of themselves shirtless(guys) or in very revealing clothing(girls). And then you have stupid emo and scene kids who act really depressed, pathetic and pretend to have problems. Oh, and I almost forgot, the wiggers, posers and wanabe gangstas who use a bunch of stupid slang terms they learned from mainstream rap videos as well as try to create new ones by mispelling words on purpose, acting like they are really tough and have it really bad in the projects or a rough neighborhood even though there aren't a lot of people who live in those kinda places that have computers and can afford expensive hip hop stuff like Rocawear and Sean John. It's also probably one of the most ironic places ever, because usually the people who are called stupid or retarded are probably the smartest people there, because they have the common sense required to ignore stupid bulletins and threads in public forums instead of getting on the case of people who post them. While the people who 'think' they're smart and call those people idiots are the real idiots because they obviously take it too seriously. Then you have Myspace Prostitution. Instead of going out in public, dressed really slutty and standing at street corners, they make profiles on MySpace, take pictures of themselves dressed like hookers and use the myspace groups and bulletin boards as their 'corner'. So yeah. MySpace really isn't that great.

Example 1: When I first created a MySpace, I stayed on it for 16 hours a day, and pretended to be a gangsta thinking it was totally cool. I was such a fucking loser Example 2: A:Whatz up my homiez? Man the town I live in sucks so bad. I know this shit is random. B: I'm deleting you from my friend list because you are a fucking idiot for posting this random bulletin that I could've easily ignored but I didn't because I suck so bad, for complaining about something, not like it should matter to me because it's your problem and not mine and for using some slang because I'm so uptight and think that anyone who uses slang is an idiot and can't speak proper english. Example 3: Conceited Prick: I'm the shit\! I'm the coolest person in the world because I have these nice ab muscles and 10,000 friends on MySpace and that automatically makes me better than everyone else especially YOU. =D Example 4: Emo/Scene Kid: My life is so terrible. I don't have a car, but most of my friends have one. I suck because my best friend has a bf/gf and I don't. I'm supposed to be really depressed and suck at life because some kids were mean to me in Elementary school. I should've gotten over that years ago, but I didn't, so I decided to start acting like a idiot thinking someone will feel sorry for me. Example 5: Wigger/Poserthug: YO, whatz up my ppl\! I juz saw that new Yung Jocky joint on MTV. Hold Upz\! Is you talkin' shit chuzz? Come to my rough ass block, just because I wear $120.00 Nikes, $60 sean john t-shirts, live in a nice azz subrb and have my own $48,000 custom Lincoln Navigator don't mean I iz a fake. Say tha shit to mi face chuzz and sie wat gonn happen bitoch. Example 6: Intelligent MySpace user: I post random bulletins and complain sometimes, and people call me stupid just for that. I don't see why. It shouldn't really matter, I have the right to post whatever I want and so does everyone else. Stupid MySpace user that thinks they're smart: You are complaining about something\! YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT\!\!\!\!\! Stop posting those dumb bulletins, they are annoying me, don't ask me how they are, it doesn't make sense, but your random bulletins are annoying me you little dumbass. Final example: Hey boys. Come look at these sexy pics on my profile. If you like them, hit me up, maybe we can get together one night and I'll give you an STD. =] MySpace is a shithole.

69. (myspace) (43↑, 12↓)
The only thing that is more addicting than drugs.

Wow, Joe has about 19,000 friends and he's only had myspace for about a month. What a fucking MySpace whore.

70. (Myspace) (40↑, 9↓)
A good place to get raped or molested

Jimmy got a subway shoved half up his ass when he went to meet a "girl" he met on Myspace

71. (myspace) (39↑, 10↓)
A website that is supposed to be a "place for friends", but turns into a popularity contest by seeing who has the most "friends" i.e. people they have never even met. And I don't think someone who only comments with "hey wazz up cetch ya laterz" once every three months counts as a friend.

"I'm going to add this person on myspace because I lent them a pencil in that one class we had together so I kind of know them. But I'm mostly doing it so my friend count will go up and everyone who visits my page will see what a social butterfly I am."

72. (Myspace) (45↑, 17↓)
Myspace is a hard word to define on so many level's,many claim the addiction to myspace is the natural urge for human attention and that is is the perfect outlet for people who crave attention.Sigmund Freud,if here were alive today would definately include a case study on the nature of this website.Freud then would proceed to set up an account for his case study and himself would fall prey to the addiction,eventually adding people like Albert Einstein,Marie Curie to his top 8 list,he soon would abandon his work and focus on the social aspects of myspace for himself personally,he would eventually post blogs,post one picture of himself just for vanity sake and proceed to check his laptop every hour or so to see if any girls did "brainy guys",after severe disapointment Freud decides that the only alternative is to abandon his elitist ways and become trendy in the Myspace ways,He add garage bands to his friends list,posts picture comments to Marie Curie in provocative outfits and even manages to score a fat chick from myspace.Freud then realizes soon after,that he could have done the same thing in real life,exept listening to a garage band,he could go listen to a big name band at a real concert,and instead of the fat chick from myspace who leaves him 50 comments a day,he could have easily just walked up to a hot chick in real life and ask for her number and feel more satisfied than anything he could have done through myspace. The Morale of this boring story is,Anyone intellegent can fall for the charm of myspace,but always remember people on computer's have mental problems of some sorts,people who are confident in real life dont have to get on myspace to find friends,so if those people who you were jelous of in high school talk to you,remember their is a looser inside of them that finally got out,they just hid it better than your stupid ass

"Myspace was fun to try,but i think real life is more satisfying"

73. (myspace) (52↑, 25↓)
You know those freaks that used to only come out at night? Yeah, they're on the web now and they brag about how many friends they have. They're all ugly, emo, fat, disgusting, 14-year-old whores who do those famous camera-trick-shot-things to make themselves look more fabulously slutty than they really are so people like Brian Peppers can kidnap them and molest them. Not his fault, though, they asked for it for being so whorish. Most don't change facial expressions. All are stupid and deserve to die. Except for Joe Don Baker. He's cool. When dealing with a hordes of myspace junkies it's a good idea to bring your own weapons. Be sure to use caution around myspace addicted whores, your safety is not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.

Myspace turdburglar: "Lol, I have 9,344,323 friends on myspace\!" Sane Person: "O rly?" Myspace turdburglar: "Ya rly, you should sign up for a myspace\!" Sane Person: "Why should I sign up for yourspace when I have my own personal space. Your stupidity is leaking into it. BEGONE\!" *PUNCH* Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "OW\! I'm gonna write a nasty blog about you and have my elevendy-billion friends comment on how you're a pansy because you don't have a myspace." Sane Person: "I thought you said you had 9,344,323 friends." Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "I'm sure more people want to be friends since I last logged in three minutes ago." *leaves to write angry blog* Sane Person: "Turd Burglar. I hope he eats a bag of hell." Joe Don Baker: Where can I find me some bacon, butter, pancakes, steak, eggs, cheese, fries, cheesy fries, pizza, beer, hamburgers, butter, chili dogs, chili-cheese fries, fried chicken, waffles, corn dogs, an orange covered, with some beer and more butter?

74. (myspace) (34↑, 8↓)
An e-community where Long Island picture whores (but from all over the world) can get together online and have a huge conformist party. On myspace, people are rated on popularity by having the most my space "friends". 59% of people having myspace accounts either have no real friends, or have questioned their sexuality.

"Yo man, we are having a myspace party tonight, you down?" "No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush." "OH\! MY\! GOD\! I've seen you on myspace\!" "Bitch sit down, I'm straight." "I have 43 myspace friends and its only my first week\!" "Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."

75. (myspace) (45↑, 19↓)
an amazingly addivtive "place for friends". most of your friends had one so you thought it would be cool to join also, while doing this you take pictures of your half-haked self in front of a bathroom mirror. after having myspace for about a month you realize that you tend to check it every 5 minutes. Myspace allows you to put different "display names" that are on top of you default picture. only losers on myspace change their display name along with the picture. Myspace has "whore trains" something that allows you to have as many friends as you please by posting pointless bullitens. Myspace claims to be a great way to meet friends, but it is more like a great way to meet stalkers. Alot of people add friends just for the sake of having more friends than the other person. Also when you first join myspace, you have your first friend who is Tom--you will initially think he is a stalker but no he is just the creator.

Don't get a myspace its too addictive. You can easily meet a stalker there.

76. (myspace) (32↑, 9↓)
Emo Headquarters. Established by a then poor emo tool called Tom. He marketed the site as emo friendly. For emos by emos. It was nothing more than a site for Tom to release his (sexual) frustration on the world. Soon, after the site became an established emo gathering, the preps joined in. All hell broke lose which lead to an e-war between the emos and preps. The mighty emos defeated the preps casting them away for ever. Nowadays preps are making a comeback. It is predicted preps will become the leading demographic in 2050. Until then, emos run myspace.

Hey josh, lets go on myspace and plan how we will further destroy music.

77. (myspace) (41↑, 18↓)
a website where thousands of teens randomly sign up to make friends. and then they go to school and obsessively disscuss the number of comments and friends they have. and then they argue over who has more profile views, friends, and how many of those friends they actually know...just to try to beat one another out.

"I have WAY more myspace friends then you." "Yeah? well I have more myspace comments." "Agg...shut up. at least I have a better myspace rating."

Author: squeeze_tighter http://myspace.urbanup.com/1433782
78. (myspace) (27↑, 5↓)
a place for 3 kinds of people: 1. normal people who use it for talking to people they know or meeting new people that they only know of but would like to get to know. 2. myspace whores.. the people you see online 24/7 with hundreds of friends that they dont even know. they have half naked angled pics of themselves in the bathroom claiming to be ugly. 3. sick people... phedofiles or cronic masturbaters that lie about their age and only wish that younger elementary school kids know about the site.

normal kid: 'myspace is just a tool to talk to or meet people, like a phone or email' myspace whore: 'myspace?.....ohhhhh you mean LIFE" phedofile: 'thank god for myspace'

Author: me..the original http://myspace.urbanup.com/2110414
79. (myspace) (40↑, 18↓)
a. A place for little teenagers to take slutty pics of themselves in nothing but their underwear and then post captions that say things like "omg, i'm so fat" or "omg, i'm sooo pretty" when what they need to be doing is playing in traffic. b. a place for big kids to go on and see who can get 25,253,322.2 friends first and where conceited people are most often the ones that post bulletins that consist of "New Pics" or "Leave Comments" or any combination of the two

20 Rules of MySpace \#15- Those of you with 25 million friends, get real, everyone hates you, there is no way you can keep up with that many friends.

80. (myspace) (42↑, 20↓)
A place where nothing works and everything is down 99% of the time created by a faggot named Tom Anderson.

Ex. This myspace profile is undergoing routine maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience\!

81. (MySpace) (43↑, 21↓)
A large overly populated excuse for poplularity contests. an excuse for people to whore themselves out and feel better about themselves by seeing how many people will be their friend. Although said people may have 60 friends on their myspace you can rest assure that they have never talked to or even met at least 30 of those "friends". Judging on how hot or scene you are they take one look at your profile pic and if you're not "hot enough" or "Scene enough" you can forget it\!

\<IM hot69\> hey add me cuz i'm really hot\!Add me to your friends list on myspace\! \<hot scene kid\> okay but are u scene?

Author: love is is suicide in it's slowest form 328 http://myspace.urbanup.com/1573137
82. (myspace) (44↑, 22↓)
a place where everyone looks better than they are in person due to the following 1. camera angles that don't show thier fatness and small boobs 2. [photoshop] and high contrast pics that don't show their pimples and uglyness. a place for scene kids who think [my chemical romance] and [fall out boy] are the best music ever. also the most addictive site ever. you can spend hours upon end fixing you myspace to look pretty, or just crying on the bullitens to get pictures on ur ugly picture.

OMFG myspace is so awsome. i got like 50 comments on that picture cuz i'm so beautiful.

83. (myspace) (26↑, 4↓)
1. Playground for pedophiles 2. Legal stalking forum 3. A meeting ground for six of the seven deadly sins. (glutony got left out)

I found my first little girl on Myspace.

84. (Myspace) (38↑, 17↓)
A place where people show off their popularity by competing for the most friends while posting pictures of themselves being emo, Xcore, almost naked,or gangsta. May also post pictures of themselves making out with another person or being strange with friends...or with themselves.

\#1 Girl: OMG I have soooo many friends on myspace\! Guy: OMG So do I\!\!\! \#2 OMG CHECK OUT MY NEW XCORE EMO PICS OR ILL KILL YOU\! \#3 comment comment\!\! k thanx\!\!\!

85. (myspace) (75↑, 54↓)
a website which one creates a personal page and links amongst others who have also created a page. such pages displays personal info, pictures, blogs, and comments of what others have to say about them. very popular within teens/young adults in high school,early college.

1.(asking)"omg\! you have a myspace\! can i add you\!" 2.(comment for pic)"your pic looks so hot\!" 3.(comment for buddy)"do i know you? oh well thanks for the add =)"

86. (Myspace) (31↑, 11↓)
1. A place for people to express their "individuality" or lack thereof; a place to see how many "friends" or numbers you can get. 2. A site for emo kids to talk about how misunderstood they are and that they wish thier parents "got" them. It is addictive.

Person A: Hey I saw you on myspace\! Person B: I saw you too\! You only have 100002 friends though. Thats not very many. I have 1354354616516. *smirk*

Author: EvieRocksYourFace http://myspace.urbanup.com/1676365
87. (myspace) (31↑, 12↓)
Myspace is an extremely over-rated blogging website that is over-used by [scene kids] and [emos]. The perfect place for [stalkers] and [pedophiles] to find bait by posting googled pictures of attractive teens and messaging insecure children and luring them into thinking they've scored with a hot teen model. Mainly used by middle and high schoolers. Middle school girls often take pictures of themselves at odd angles to try to make it look they have boobs/an ass. Guys usually take shirt-less pics of themselves flexing their 6-pack (if they even have one). More common picture types: the emo pics, and the mirror pics. Often post descriptions under pics including song lyrics or something like: "0MG i kno i`m h0tt\!\!1\!" or "*blank* Ownz this\!\! Lolz." Other people comment things like: "SO PRETTY\!" or "I'd tap that." You can be the ugliest piece of shit in the world but u will probobly still get comments like that. Also a place for sucky garage bands to post their horrible music and try to get publicity. There are shirts out that read things like: "I *heart* Tom", "Don't i know you from myspace?", and "You looked better on Myspace." Myspace is now even being used for advertising movies and other companies. In my opinion, its fucking annoying and i cant wait for this stupid fad to be over.

Scene kid: Myspace is my life\!\!\! Me: Idiot.

88. (MySpace) (31↑, 12↓)
An error infested website where idiots who don't even know what HTML is are, for some reason, allowed to create their *own* browser-raping websites.

OMG I just got a MySpace lolzerz OMG\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1

89. (Myspace) (23↑, 5↓)
A tool to cuss people out when you are too chicken to say it to their face.

Why don't you go home and get on Myspace and pretend to be a badass?

90. (myspace) (32↑, 13↓)
A networking website used by scene kids who have no idea how to use basic HTML let alone CSS. MySpace is also the internet's biggest popularity contest.

"On the downside, MySpace is full of sexual predators. On the upside, it’s full of sexual prey."

91. (myspace) (44↑, 26↓)
a place for people to go and post stuff about them thats probally not even true, just so they can make some 'friends'. a place for people to post blogs about how much thier life sucks, or about what they did over the weekend. a place for people to post bullitens about how many new pictures they have, or about how 'toms shutting down myspace, so hurry and send this to 435029 people.' & a place where people can take random pictures that bearly just shows half of thier faces, so they can post them and see how many comments they can get saying how hott they are.

hey i have new pictures, and thier lonely\! GO COMMENT\!\!\!\!\!\! i promiseee i'll comment back\!

92. (MySpace) (20↑, 3↓)
The site for emos by emos. A digital world in which tossers come together and engage in an illusion of friendship. Any information you put on MySpace can and will be used by hackers for the purpose of digital footprinting in order to learn as much about you as possible so that they can launch a spear-phishing attack against you.

They say MySpace can do terrible things to a mind; it can wipe away your thoughts and destroy your very identity.

Author: molecule802.11 http://myspace.urbanup.com/3863929
93. (myspace) (25↑, 8↓)
the destroyer of every other possible method for communication

person 1- hey it was cool meeting you, what's your phone number? person 2- i no longer own a phone. do you have a myspace? person 1- no phone????? person 2- who needs one. i wouldnt pick up anyway, i'm too busy on myspace

94. (MySpace) (29↑, 12↓)
A website orginally created for bands to put up ads free. But is now american teen's favorite online hangout.Where people have a unrealstic amount of friends. Everyone has a Myspace or is told constantly to get one. Also people spend unhealth amount of time on the site checking their mail every second, uploading pictures, or perfecting their profile. Everyone post 98576x bulletins ordering everyone else to comment their new picture that looks like the other 10 but has one thing changed. And where people try to find their soulmate and find up finding a 40 year old perv.

Almost everyone in my school has a MySpace. If you don't you are socially outcasted.

95. (Myspace) (19↑, 3↓)
Facebook's bitch.

seriously, who uses Myspace anymore?

96. (Myspace) (20↑, 4↓)
A website that is viewed as a place where stupid 14 year old whores and idiots with no life go and attempt to add as many friends and gain as many picture comments as possible. Unfortunatly, this is fairly true. BUT, this does not mean that every person is like that. There are some people (unfortunatly in the minority) that actually use myspace with some signs of a working brain. These are the people that generally have smaller friend counts (dunno what would be a good example number, I guess I'll use mine, which would be 43, although some of them are dead files that got phished or something) are actually honest about what they put in what they like, such as music and whatnot, and don't have a whole bunch of crap on their profile. These people have some sense, and don't waste time finding friends and demanding pic comments every minute. Basically, people with actual lives outside the computer. Just on a little side not, I had myspace open in another tab, and refreshing it to wait for a message. Not from some dumb whore on the other side of the United States, but from one of my friends that I see and hang out with frequently, because we are talking about something somewhat logical. Basically something that isn't "OMG\!\!\!1\!\! COMMENT MAH PICS YO\!\! I COMMENT BACK PC4PC\!\!" So basically, its a place filled with attention whores, but there are also people who actually use it as a means of sending things to your friends (actual people that you know\!\!) that you didn't have time to do when hanging with them in person, or a way to talk to someone that moved away for example. Not everyone is a stupid whore, there are people with some sense in the world. AMAZING ISN'T IT?\!?

Me: Hey dude, you get that link I sent you on myspace? Friend: Yeah, thanks man. Now I can find out the info for the concert. myspace whore: OMG\!\! I herd the word "myspace"\!\! You guys have one?\! YOU SHOULD ADD ME\!\! Me: Umm....do we even know you? myspace whore: Nope, but you can get to know me on myspace\!\! Besides, I need more friends anyway, 1000+ friends isn't high enough. Me: Riiigghht.....we'll work on that... *later* Me: Alright, lets see if I got anything on myspace. *logs on* Ok, new message, hey a friend request. Let's see......aaaannd its that one chick...*DENIED* Ok, I'll just check that message, then log off and work on my stick animation.

97. (myspace) (25↑, 9↓)
A place where you can meet new people, or keep in touch with old friends. Sadly, the site was immediately taken over by all sorts of bad kids, who like to refer to themselves as [scenesters], when in fact, they are all just little kids under the age of eighteen, wishing they could get as many friends to comment on their profile as bands such as MCR and The Used have.... Giving the rest of the MySpacers bad names. Thanks a lot, fuckers.

MySpace: A Place For Friends.

Author: PurplePenguins http://myspace.urbanup.com/1614148
98. (myspace) (56↑, 40↓)
Possibly the most pointless website on the net, people who use it are either: 1. emo 2. scene 3. would like to be either of the above People who use Myspace compete to see how many "friends" they have, by adding people they have never and will never meet. You can usually find pathetic little comments on my space like "awwwh so cute *pokes* hehehehehe"

Myspace whore - "OMG lolz i haf got 300 frends on myspace olol" Socialy Accepted Human- "How many of these people do you actually know then?" Myspace whore - "stfu lol one of dem is ma gurlfrend, i met her on myspace"

Author: Rich Seeley iPhoenix http://myspace.urbanup.com/1416375
99. (myspace) (64↑, 48↓)
The place where you can make friend's with your favourite bands. Or a pervert's playground.

"Oh a half naked 16 year old"

100. (Myspace) (18↑, 3↓)
A website designed specifically to keep you up all night, adding people you don't know or like, refreshing the page every 5 minutes to check if someones messaged you and a stupid, annoying excuse for complete twats to act hard.

Guy: I had a fight with a guy yesterday Girl: really? why? Guy: he added my mate on "Myspace " Girl: so you emailed him alot? Guy: Yeah, then blocked him.

101. (Myspace) (17↑, 2↓)
A website where people with small attention spans can spend hours looking at pictures of other people who have equally small attention spans. Also a good place to go if you don't have a real life and you need to feel popular on a website. Myspace consists of: -5% Normal people with no lives. -10% Teenage Girls -85% Creepy 40 year olds who want to have sex with said teenage girls.(There are at least 30,000 sex offenders on myspace and that number is growing quickly.)

Teenage Girl: Oh I met this nice guy on myspace and we're meeting at the park\! (An hour later at the park) Teenage Girl: You don't look anything like your picture\! Creepy 40 Year Old: Shut up and get in the van.

102. (Myspace) (18↑, 4↓)
A place where you will most likely be able to find every person that goes to your high school....sad, but true.

Hey, check it out. I saw that chick on myspace yesterday\!

103. (myspace) (64↑, 50↓)
a website that can be useful for finding friends with similar interests, if used properly.

1st example of improper usage: I HAV LIEK TWENTYMILLIONBAJILLION FRENZ SO IM BETTER TEHN U\!\!\!111\!1\!\!\!1\! 2nd example of improper usage: NEW PICS O M F G POST COMMENTS\!\!\!\!\!

104. (Myspace) (20↑, 7↓)
Absolute ghost-town of a social network

In 8 years time: Person 1: Add me on myspace Person under the age of 20: What's myspace?

105. (myspace) (18↑, 5↓)
1. A website created in 2003 by Tom Anderson of UCLA to help young adults who are out of school meet each other and for bands to post information about each other to reach new fans. 2. Opening the floodgates to ones private life. 3. Reconnecting with people that you don't really want to see again, or that you don't want them to know about you. 4. A place to post suggestive pictures at angles that will make you look attractive. 5. A place where lonely, socially-inept people spend gobs of time. 6. A place to boast your ego by competing with others about how many friends you have, how many comments you have, posting pointless surveys, describing yourself as "I'm a good looking boy/girl, who hates drama, loves Europe, doesn't know if he/she is straight/gay/bi, finds religion passe, etc." To top it off, a blog where you can bitch about how much life sucks, parents suck, boys suck, girls suck, job sucks, etc. 7. A sad excuse to developing real, geniune friendships and relationships. 8. A way to avoid conflict by sending messages or threats through myspace in place of face to face contact. 9. A website loaded with errors. 10. A pedophiles best friend. 11. A way for potential employers to find out how drunk you get, how high you get, how you love to party, how you play hokey, etc. 12. A site loaded with pages that can cause seizures. 13. A site loaded with advertising where you can "win" a cell phone by pushing the button to "help Bush outknit Sadaam\!" 14. A site that can freeze or lock your computer. 15. A way to find people to hook up or date, a blind date set-up, even people from thousands of miles away who one person goes to meet the other, they feel they have "chemistry", decide to leave their secure home, get married... and realize the nightmare they have gotten themselves into. 16. A religion with the god of Tom. 17. The worst addiction next to drugs. 18. The downfall of mankind. 19. A haven for grammar and spelling errors. 20. A place to see "true" ads, with a girl licking a lollypop, showing her boobs, wanting to "chat". 21. A way to totally screw up your life (lose your job, lose your "true" friends, not go out, have anyone around the world find out about you, have no privacy, etc.) 22. A place where you can be "friends" with a celebrity. 23. Another thing that is adding to the lazy epidemic in America. 24. A place to make yourself much cooler than you really are. 25. A sign of the apocolypse. Save yourself, DON'T get a Myspace, or CLOSE your account. Be a normal human being. Have a private life. Develop close relationships that matter. Go outside. Socialize. Enjoy nature. Travel. Explore your city. You'll be much better off.

Forget it Doctor, it's too late. He/she has a bad case of MySpace.

106. (myspace) (23↑, 10↓)
A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker\! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell\!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile\! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day\! Fantasy world me-thinks.

Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF\! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with\! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks. Only add me if you're good-looking ok\! TEH SEX\!

107. (myspace) (44↑, 31↓)
A website created by a man named Tom, with the starting purpose of helping lonely adults find mates. HOWEVER, once the scene kids took over (scene kid: a boy/girl with a haircut that says nothing but "hello, I gorged out my 7 year old sisters eyes and let her take a scissor to my head." and feel the need to wear EXTREMELY tight pants, and thermal shirts with silly little dinosaurs all over them.) the website was completely corrupt. It is now a place where you can leave a comment on the page of one of your 19809324 friends that you don't \<i\>actually\</i\> know, just to tell them that you are going to "kill their face", but of course..if you're totally myspace addicted, you won't comment to tell them that, because it will already be your MySpace name. And that would just be repetitive now wouldn't it? I wonder if the people on myspace are aware that no one gives a shit whether or not they like popsicles, and what their opinion is on "fake posers that just cause drama". To all those addicted to MySpace, kindly go kill yourself and rid this world of yet another mindless conforming cunt. Thank you. Oh P.S.-Pretty much everyone on MySpace has been turned onto the phrase "kthnxbai".

"yo PLZ tell all yur frndz 2 add meh 2 thur myspaces cuz I am sad nd borning nd have lyke no lyfe. KTHNXBAI."

108. (Myspace) (38↑, 25↓)
To some people, it's a place to meet new people (as in, chat with people that you will never meet). To others, it's one big [scene] contest. In reality, it's a mixture of both. It's an addicting networking tool, used by kids in high school and college. The loser's flaunt the number of friends they have over other people. Even though nobody really cares, once they leave the house (if they do, that is.) It is also a place for every band to make a profile, even if they don't have any music to listen to. If you have a Myspace, you constantly sign on to see if you have any new messages, friend requests, comments, or picture comments.

I myself have a Myspace, it's addicting. It's pretty bombarded with stupid [scene] girls and boys with choppy, ugly black straight hair.

Author: Guy With A Cool Face http://myspace.urbanup.com/1384051
109. (myspace) (75↑, 62↓)
Myspace (or MySpace) is a free service that uses the internet for online communication through an interactive network of photos, weblogs, user profiles, e-mail, web forums, groups, as well as many other communication devices. This all-inclusive service is sometimes called a social networking interface. It is an active site always updating or creating new features for their members. Myspace is also sometimes used to describe a user created webpage on the Myspace.com service. Members are usually titled as Myspacers.

Stats: * There are 20 forums with many different subforums. * There are around 300,000 topics in the main site forums. * A total of 3 million forum posts as of this typing. * There are around 200,000 groups. * There are around 60 million group forum posts. * There are 5 new posts every second. * There are over 10 million profiles inside Myspace. (as of March 11, 2005)

110. (Myspace) (12↑, 2↓)
1) A virus that is taking over people's lives all over the world. People lose their jobs, fail classes, etc just because of the website. 2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.

1) Have you been infected by Myspace? Yea, but unfortunately, I'm not going to UCLA anymore. 2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood

111. (myspace) (26↑, 16↓)
The IDEAL place for pedophiles to find vulnerable teenage girls... or boys :\\ Its almost a drug in relation that it's addictive, its introduced, its "coo", and Its a gateway to other sites such as: facebook, faceparty, xanga, livejournal...etc. Its the probably the most judgemental website in the WORLD and causes teenagers to spend all their time on it instead of doing something productive for the world or their future. Its just a way for Tom to earn money and become famous. fuck you tom... fuck you..

Cassey: There was the HOTTEST GUY on myspace\! a week later.... Sally: hey Cassey, you want to hang out? Cassey: I can't i have to stay on myspace to see if hot guy responds to my comment\!

Author: cheese and poo http://myspace.urbanup.com/1936172
112. (myspace) (21↑, 11↓)
a bad website gone terribly mainstream for every prepp to pose as a emo kid just so they impress the "hawt emo guy" on there top eight so maybee they can cyber date and never meet in real life.

lucy;omg ciny\! greg on my top 8 is sooo hawt cindy;i think so too lucy;he asked me out cindy;OMG YOU SERIOUCE?\!?\! lucy;yah we myspace eachother every night till like 3 am....i think i love him...... (neither of them relize "greg" is a carbon copy of the other 250 guys on both of there freinds list)

Author: pulpy fiction xO http://myspace.urbanup.com/1863911
113. (myspace) (31↑, 21↓)
a internet site where u supposely make friends but u hardly know any of them. where u also take pictures of urself or your friends to seem cool. and i have a myspace but i dont go on it too much since there is nothing to do. but there are some people who spend all there time staring to see if they get a friend request or a reply.

girl: omg i just got a myspace boy: me too i posted new pictures of myself me: why are u happy to make a myspace u could just talk on AIM

114. (myspace) (11↑, 2↓)
the reason you know it takes .678556 of a second less to click the "home" button then click "refresh"

&& OmG GiRLiE iT ToOk mE 8 HoUrS to TyPe DiS oUt LOLOLoLoLoLLL\!\!\!1\! CmNt Mii NeW PiCs FoR ShUrE GiRLiE\! I jUs LuBz MaI MySpAcE\!

Author: Nadrog Namllid http://myspace.urbanup.com/3353760
115. (myspace) (20↑, 11↓)
biggest,most useless and annoying waste of space and time EVER\!\! the worst thing to happen to the internet since Napster...a site where losers post pics taken in their bathrooms and share their personal information with the entire world and where people constantly whore their asses off online just to 'get a comment' who gives a fuck if you have 21,000 friends on myspace, if you end up broke and homeless...ZERO of those 'friends' will show up and aid you

chicks at school: OMGzZ\!\!1 i am soooooo mad at chad because he didnt read my comment on Myspace\!\! me: shut the fuck up with that myspace shit already\! you artifical,materialistic cock master whores chicks at school: ur just mad because you dont have friends on myspace LOLZ me: yeah?? well at least i have 2 REAL FRIENDS who are there for me whenever i need them....

Author: tha truth teller http://myspace.urbanup.com/1905123
116. (myspace) (16↑, 7↓)
myspace An FDA approved drug for people of all ages. Myspace is usually popular with the scenesters that have choppy black and blonde hair with the caption ''Boo hoo my sad face'' under the pic. Many times a week Spongebob Squarepants or Ned Flanders will make a profile and people will often believe that these are real people. Are you stupid? They are cartoons run by role players that have no life. And then there are the 10-16 year old girls with thier underdeveloped tits everywhere ''LYKE OMFG I HAVE A DILDO IN MY MOUTH HOW FUCKING COOL AM I?'' Your not. It just proves to us that your a whore. ''LYK OMG ME AND DANIELLE HAVE WINE COOLERES ARE WE COOL?'' No and the only people who think your ''hawt'' are people that were forced to comment your pics because you sent 15,000 bulletins saying so or that ''George'' kid who claims to be 17 but is really 47. Also the site is run by a guy who doesn't know shit about web development. ''Sorry an error had occurred'' ''Bulletins are off the line''Most people have crappy MNyspace songs. Often you'll hear a Hilary Duff or an Ashley Parker Angel song that will make anyone's ears bleed. Point is delete your Myspace and you'll get 15% of your dignity back

myspace a place for scenewhores,pedophiles,crappy web developing, and underdeveloped tits P.S. A 13-year old girl wrote this

Author: anononononomous http://myspace.urbanup.com/1881011
117. (myspace) (16↑, 7↓)
A webshite that all [emo]/[scene] kids use to add anyone that has had their ever-so-brief acknowledgement over the past few years. Music that's favoured by mySpace whores and what-have-you include Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Aiden, Green Day, and any band that Kerrang\! is obsessed with covering these days. Other popular activities include friend competitions (in which users go at it to see who has most friends) and tacky colour schemes (most pages involve black in one way or another. Used by goths). myspace users are also keen "leeters". A word of advice - if you want to keep your dignity, don't go to mySpace\!\!

myspace user names often include the words "goth" and "chick" and anything similar. user1: OMFG\!\! I have my 200th friend\!\! Only took about 5 minutes \!\!\!\!111\!\!\!one\!\!roxXor\!\! user2: whateva I have 1000 friends I pwn jOO\!\! user1: u a fan of my chemical romance user2: yes user1: cool wanna be my friend? user2: yes user1: I roxXor\!\! (That was but a taste of myspace. Just so you know, I can't be held responsible for any haemorraging you may have got from all those exclamation marks. Blame the illiterate emo kids on myspace.)

118. (Myspace) (17↑, 8↓)
Life-ruiner Grade-lowering stimulant the internet's most used drug.

Been on myspace latley? I went on it eight times last night. Got three new pictures, a new layout, and changed my song twice. That's my I failed the Geometry quiz last period.

119. (myspace) (15↑, 6↓)
a weebsite where you request everyone who you know or have possibly ever seen in your life. You are also supposed to also request people that you hate and wish to die. On myspace you take pictures of yourself. In these pictures, you cannot look directly at the camera. If you are a prep, then you must pretend that you are so emo and have a url that is some lame inside joke with someone to make your self look pretty, scene and popular.Skanks ps-don't ever leave ur myspace up while your out of tthe room or your mom will yell at you-this is why i no longer have one :-(

myspace, a place for stalkers **or** myspace, a place for murders *or even* myspace, a place to find a rape trial

Author: IxAmxAfraidxOfxScenexKids http://myspace.urbanup.com/1639872
120. (myspace) (9↑, 1↓)
a place where angled and photo-shopped pictures is the norm; a place where a slutty [scene] whore can get raped or a place where a horny teen guy can get molested. its the ultimate battle of cameras....to see who can take the best pictures in the least ammount of clothes. myspace pictures are mainly taken in the bathroom from an angle where the face of the myspacer is barely visible. there is usually little to none clothes and the higher the camera angle the better the picture. the pictures are usually blurry n almost always photo shopped. myspace is a place where you can have thousands of friends without ever meeting them in person. myspace is refuge for losers of all kind and scene kids desperate to make it in the music industry. myspace is such a waste of time that any1 with a myspace should die a slow painful death

CAUTION: Myspace will suck you in like moths to a flame\! BEWARE\!

121. (myspace) (11↑, 3↓)
The only website on the internet where anyone can become friends with someone by making eye contact or writing a few sentences on a blog. It is primarilly used by high school teenagers who wish they were popular in real life, so they make a website to show how cool they think they actually can be. It should be renamed "My Life That I Don't Have". It is also simply a competition to see who is more popular by placing random people on your friends list who you have never had a complete conversation with in your entire life. It is also used for spreading ideas that are completely subjective and advertising bands and businesses without telling people that you are actually advertising. It is also a place where slutty girls can show exactly off their vulumptuous bodies to any person who has a myspace account.

Dude, you have to check out my myspace, there's this one girl who sent me a picture of her in a bikini. She totally wants my nuts.

122. (myspace) (14↑, 6↓)
1. A place to meet people with similar interests. 2. A place to show off how clever you are with witty little blurbs in profiles edited by Thomas Myspace editor. 3. Black tar internet heroin

girl \#1 Are you on myspace?? girl \#2 No, I have a life, 'member?

123. (MySpace) (13↑, 6↓)
The reason there are so many fucking whores in the world

I hate MySpace\! it is full of whores

124. (myspace) (7↑, 0↓)
A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped. Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.

Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...

Author: Gary Coleman IV http://myspace.urbanup.com/3160973
125. (myspace) (7↑, 0↓)
The biggest waste of time ever.

"I can't believe I just spent an entire night on myspace."

126. (myspace) (10↑, 3↓)
Tom's little way of taking over the world...

www.myspace.com (Personally I like myspace, but it can be addicting)

127. (myspace) (14↑, 7↓)
A place used for pedophiles and child pornographers to get together and use this site for scouting out new talent or getting some 14 year old action.

"Hey, im on MYSPACE and im going to go get me some.", said the lonely horny 46 year old man who can get none except from paid drug induced cheap latino phillipino shemale hookers.

128. (myspace) (14↑, 7↓)
An emo-infested hellhole.

Just look at MySpace and you'll know what I mean.

129. (myspace) (13↑, 6↓)
THE DEVIL\!\!\!\! Do not join\! Satan will come into your mind and make you do hideous things, like reload every .0005 seconds to check for any Messages/ Friend Request/ etc.

I was just listening to some Taking Back Sunday, when The Myspace devil itself posessed me and made me take pictures of myself in the bathroom with hair in my face and the camera at wierd angles\! Your Mom has a Myspace...

Author: Emoisthedeviltoo http://myspace.urbanup.com/1726976
130. (myspace) (17↑, 10↓)
MANY DEFINITIONS:::: 1. Place for horny kids to find pictures and masterbait. 2. Place where people can judge how cool they are by how many messages they have on a fucking picture. 3. Place where you can meet someone and start a long term relationship. 4. Place where you can say shit about TOM, and then your myspace gets deleted. 5. Place where guys show pictures of their 2 inch penis. 6. The global hide-out for molesters and rapest.

I met a "guy" on myspace and he raped my butt.

Author: boo yaa tonka twist http://myspace.urbanup.com/1705713
131. (Myspace) (36↑, 29↓)
A site run by a man named Tom, where people, generally from ages 14-20 go, to post pictures of themselves and make friends. To be "myspace" means to be [scene] since the majority of teens on myspace are scene. This means taking pictures in the mirror, from retarded angles, that make you look smaller, that make you look prettier, and that make people want to add you. Everyone on myspace has an account so people will add them, and comment, and they will feel important, which they arent.

I don't have a myspace because I don't need people to tell me I am awesome.

132. (myspace) (35↑, 28↓)
a networking based website; see [hell]

i have to check my damned myspace thing every day because the people that i talk to everyday in school send me these damned bulletins

133. (Myspace) (7↑, 1↓)
A degenerate rotting slump consisting of mortally depressed teenagers who take black and white photos of themselves at incredulously high angles, that are also woefully incapable of coding html.

Alex was a common Myspace dweller.

Author: Sarcastic Bastard http://myspace.urbanup.com/2635651
134. (MySpace) (11↑, 5↓)
A stupid, pathetic website. 90% of all MySpace profiles have a terrible color scheme, have bad music like Avril Lavigne, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Hilary Duff, and Justin Timberlake, and all sorts of other MTV shit playing in the background, filled with tons of stupid shit like icons that read "Touch Me", "Kiss Me", and show ugly-ass bimbos wearing bikinis and ugly looking men trying to flex their six packs, that is if they even have one. They also write stupid shit about themselves in their "About Me" section like, "I Hate Drama", "I'm a very forgiving person", "Hating me won't make you more pretty", or "My friends mean the world to me." Right. Thats definitely true when you have about 4,000 "friends" that you haven't even seen in person before. And usually these "friends" leave comments that show painfully unfunny webcomics, and say stupid things like, "OMG u r so like my life\!\!\!1111\!" And then there are the pictures, which is probably the biggest problem on MySpace. The 14-year old emo faggots who make these profiles usually spend hours in their bathrooms trying to get a perfect pic, while trying to make it look like they have boobs/a six pack, and also put their cameras at a weird angle to try to hide the vast amount of zits and fat that they have. Most of their pictures look exactly the same, and they all waste countless hours of their life BEGGING for picture comments that say how "hawt" they are in their bulletins. And the rest of these ugly pictures show these idiots hanging out with the few friends that they have actually seen before, usually holding onto a beer bottle. Grow the fuck up faggots. No one gives a fuck at all. If you're thinking about joining Myspace, DON'T. You will regret it. I have a Myspace and I want to quit, but its really hard to do that because this stupid website is so addicting. So do us all a favor and don't join in the first place.

The typical bulletin of a Myspace whore: "OMG liek totlly cmmnt my pics im like soo bored omg and if u dont ill liek delet u from my freinds"

Author: Death Shredder http://myspace.urbanup.com/2486127
135. (MySpace) (27↑, 21↓)
place where desperate girls/guys look for a bf/gf , hey.... its cheaper than "eharmony"

guy " omg i love this pic you so hot\!" girl " I know \! " Guy " Lets get together " girl " ok\! " guy " then we can post abagilion pictures of eachother stating how much we love eachother \! " girl" OK \!and i can put you as my backround picture" Both " This so totaly rocks\! "

Author: Johns on crack http://myspace.urbanup.com/1418706
136. (myspace) (40↑, 34↓)
The second most [emo] website on the internet, closely following Livejournal.

...and distantly in third is........Urbandictionary.com\!

137. (myspace) (15↑, 10↓)
A way of accepting responsibility for forgetting something,

You mean you didn't bring the tap and we've got nothing but kegs?\! Ahh, dude, myspace.

138. (myspace) (5↑, 0↓)
a website where people who have no life at all go to and check 28 times a day to see if they have new messages...yes i am one of these people but it's so addicting...

dude-i'm going to go to myspace girl-you have no life what so ever girl-i'm gonna check my myspace

139. (myspace) (5↑, 0↓)
a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.

person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER\! person 1: -.- you add everyone person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D

140. (myspace) (9↑, 4↓)
A very addicting website that probably never works. It's very slow and always has problems. Myspace's population consists of mostly teens who photoshop all their pictures and obnoxiously place an X over their cleavage for attention. They also add everybody they've made eye contact with, basicly their whole life. People also post a ton of bulletins, with those retarted viruses that they're too lazy to change their password to get rid of and chain letters. i.e.-A CLOWN MURDERED LIKE 2 CHILDRENZ. REPOST OR DIE. KTHX. O AND COMMENT MI PICSHURZ PLZ.k.

omg LOL on myspace my pikshure had cleavage...X \!\!\! HEHEHEHH 12 year old: hehehehe i lied\!\! on my myspacizzle i put that i was 15\!\! isntead of TWELEVE\!\! hehehe EVERIBODIE BETTUR CMNT MI PIKSHURS ON MYSPACE OR U WILL ALL BE SHUNNED LIKE LOL\!\!\!\!

Author: lolololololololololololol http://myspace.urbanup.com/2385820
141. (MySpace) (10↑, 5↓)
friends don't let friends join myspace

bobby: hi guys, i just joined myspace\! jeffy & john: bobby, noooooooooo\!\!\!\!\!\!

142. (myspace) (9↑, 4↓)
Myspace is an online community full of millions-billions of people who probably dont know you but will add you for a "friend" There are places such as [friendstorm.net] where u get tons of adds from people you dont know. Myspace can be a popularity contest if you know the right people... And having to be 14 to be aloud to have one(you can lie) :Edit your profile with lots of codes or not. Post pictures and bulletins, blogs, visit forums, chatrooms, IM windows, comment others, its ridiculously addictive.

I'm addicted to myspace

143. (Myspace) (12↑, 7↓)
A website where people without friends go to make friends, but end up being molested by men aged 50 and up.

Bob(15 years): i was on myspace the other day Sheral(Also 15):yea i met a wonderful guy the other day and i am going to meet him. (two weeks later) Bob: how was the meeting with the guy you met on Myspace? Sheral: He was 60 years old and he molested me\!

Author: geoffrey Schwereeen http://myspace.urbanup.com/1985614
144. (myspace) (12↑, 7↓)
A website where almost every celebrity is on with a fake profile.

Myspace has the following users with a fake profiles: mariah carey, tyra banks, alsu and more.

145. (myspace) (10↑, 5↓)
Myspace is the most pathetic yet common excuse to scream to the whole world, hey look how cute, sexy, funny, adorable, fill in blank here that I can be. People who have myspace justify their reasoning to the more knowledgable people in the world who don't have myspace by claiming that they: a) Have it just to keep in touch b) All their friends have it c) To stay updated on their bands. The list of fake excuses goes on and on, such as boredom, but basically the truth is that myspace users become self proclaimed internet celebrities. Big deal that you whored yourself and begged others to do so for you so that you could gain 5000 internet buddies who are all people you don't know from different states and you never talk to. But of course, it makes you look more popular right? And everybody knows the popular people own some unnamed right to declare themselves better than anyone who they don't think is as pretty or popular as themself. Now that you're a part of this demographic, you must understand that you have to take 50 pictures all from a variety of angles, as well as different lighting and outfits, then pick the best 3 to post on your page. Remember, [scene] is in so your hair must be black with bleach blonde chunks, parted at an angle usually covering your eyes and cut so that it looks like a 5-year-old did it for you. Massive amounts of eyeliner is extremely important. Make sure you post plenty of bulletins so all your friends are aware of this new update so they can go comment your pics and tell you how good you look. But the cool thing to do is not respond to anyone who doesn't appear as cool as you are. Make sure your top 8 is all attractive, myspace elite as well. You have an impression to make. C'mon, you never know when your ex who's been happily dating his perfect girlfriend for 2 years might obsessively review your page 12 times a day and see one of your wannabe in a magazine photos and dump her for you right? Or the most gorgeous guy you ever saw might see your page and you could meet face to face aside from the fact that he lives 3,000 miles away and just happens to be really talented with photoshop, aka the "you look better on myspace" t-shirt from Hot Topic. Or maybe, your old best friend will see how many other losers are friends with you and view the number of comments you have then change her mind about haulting the friendship with such a social butterfly. Don't forget to give little MTV like shout-outs to all the people in your life that you 'love.' This really translates to, post pictures of the scene kids you barely know or may only know online and write underneath how great they are and how nobody compares. Make lists under your 'General' interests of the most random yet mindless crap you can come up with. Make sure you NEVER deny a friend request because its just another admiring fan and adds to your friend list count, but DO NOT ever acknowledge their existence otherwise. Your 'About Me' should be short and sweet, but clearly get the point across that you're an overrated bitch with an attitude and not only do you know it, you're proud of it. One last thing- your display name should have a twist of your own sense of humor of something that really isn't that funny, have [hardcore] or some lame group like ADF posted next to it, or turned into something that makes you appear to be slightly original, like Kadi Doll. If you must, be creative and make some info up or write whatever you can that will help boost your image. Nobody has to know that you actually listen to [emo] or hate Norma Jean (but you always wear that shirt to shows and says its your fav band). All that matters is what they believe, not reality, so pretend to be everything your not. Your myspace friends are here to boost your ego so they need to feed off this type of detail. Who wants to see you for who you really are anyway? Doing that may compromise your reputation and risk losing myspace friends who decide that they don't like you because you weren't as scene kid savvy as they thought. Congratulations\! You just graduated high school to merely rejoin it in the internet world. Grow up and get a life.

Yes this is the real me. Myspace.com/2413355. I'm Damian. I'm 18. I'm single You know you want me. I smoke cigarettes. I eat meat && I love every single bite\<3 I'm cuter than you think. I'm really nice but really shallow. Everyone adores me. If I don't reply to you, that's 'cause you're either really fucking ugly or your comment was worthless. most likely the ugly part.

146. (Myspace) (4↑, 0↓)
[Facebook]'s Great Grandfather. The site my mother used when I was little. Facebook's [anal leakage].

Fag1: Aw dude lets chat on Myspace\! Fag2: What the fuck is Myspace? Fag1: You don't know what Myspace is? Loser. Fag2: Look, this isn't 2004 okay? Get a Facebook.

Author: AnalPenetrationByForce http://myspace.urbanup.com/6236701
147. (MySpace) (4↑, 0↓)
An amazing website with all these features listed below\! 1. Adding a bunch of friends, who will NEVER talk to you\! Nor can you keep up with them. 2. Seeing a bunch of emo's talk about their day and saying their lives suck\! In other words, get stereotypical about it. 3. Look at almost everyones bad taste in music\! 4. Emo's that aren't emos at all\! 5. A bunch of preps from school you hate and you get to cuss them out without them knowing\! But don't post your real name or they will find you. 6. See many women whoring themselves\! 7. Alot of bad quality pictures that people will practically at gunpoint make you comment on\! 8. Notice how it's copying other sites such as YouTube or Facebook\! So sign up today\!

"I already have a YouTube account\! Get the fuck away\!\!\!"- General Radec pushing back annoying no life teens trying to force him to get a MySpace.

148. (Myspace) (4↑, 0↓)
1. A place where people can't fit in the real world. So they fit in the virtual world. 2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends. 3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality. 4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner. 5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life. 6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love" 7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.

"Are you Daphne from myspace?" "Yes I am." "Why is your updated pic so..not you?" "Photoshop" "...."

149. (MySpace) (4↑, 0↓)
The ULTIMATE game, where the primary goal is to collect three things: FRIENDS - \#1 COMMENTS - \#2 SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS FROM KOREA - \#3.

WOW\! I GOT THE TOP HISCORE ON MYSPACE\! I COLLECTED 3000 FRIENDS\!

150. (Myspace) (5↑, 1↓)
A website that takes highschool students focus away from study. Addictive and annoying at the same time. Allows you to make contact with real life bands that have actually made it in the real world. A Site That Shall Forever Be Seen As Internet God (Other Than Google Of Course). [Facebook] and [Bebo] are much the same.

Parent: are you doing your homework Teen: Sure *reading comments* Parent: *Walks in room* What is that? Teen: Assignment *shifty eyes* Interviewer: If you could invite 2 people to a dinner party who would they be? School Captain: my fellow school captain and Tom from myspace so I can tell him how much study time his site took away

Author: Smiley_Swarley http://myspace.urbanup.com/3185298
151. (myspace) (4↑, 0↓)
Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.

So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed

Author: Nicolesucksdick http://myspace.urbanup.com/3100856
152. (Myspace) (4↑, 0↓)
Was a great site years ago, but became ad-filled, annoying and full of ridiculous losers and girls who have nothing to do but take pictures of their bodies. Myspace is a site where you can add music and customize your page, however how much customization can you even get? They have ads everywhere that popup, make noise, and just annoy you. Their new "spam" filter that requires you to type in the letters just to edit your HTML is a hassle and doesn't even work because people still spam everywhere. People there do not know the meaning of TRUE graphic and web designing. Instead, stupid 14 year olds and even 10 year olds or people of other ages download a few Photoshop brushes, splat it in a blank document and call it their own background or banner. Then when the brush's artist comes along and complain, the myspace user would be like" doOd wah da fuqq i did diz myslef\!\!1" Girls and guys have no lives, almost 85% of them are truly immature going around adding random people to rate their half naked pictures and their crap filled pages that are stretched out with videos, have complimentary colors that will blind your eyes, or disgusting pictures of themselves. Then when they get stalked by a sexual predator, they wonder why it happened. They act like everyone is a "hater" and wants to "jock their shit" when really they were the ones "jocking" other peoples' art and hating on others. NO ONE WANTS/NEEDS/TRIES TO HATE YOU. Then the site has stupid errors like "unknown error" or "unexpected error" like wtf? Everything I do is wrong? Then the main page is like a matchy-patchy ad-page featuring an upcoming show or movie poorly done and lagging the browser. Peoples' choices of music kills my desire of wanting to go to their page, especially when it's full of videos, I can't even see where the music player is, meanwhile it's blasting my ears off. I used to like this site, but not it sucks. Thanks, but no thanks. I hope myspace rots.

I used to go on Myspace but now it sucks because almost everyone there are losers.

Author: Underwater Ruins http://myspace.urbanup.com/3032551
153. (myspace) (4↑, 0↓)
The homepage for 12 year old camera-whores and 60 year old pedophiles.

Myspace,Facebook,...- they are all the same\!

154. (myspace) (13↑, 9↓)
An idiotic Internet website frequented in high volume by teens and 20-somethings who have nothing better to do with their life than contribute to the stupidity of a generation and society as a whole. Such idiotic practices often seen on MySpace include failure to respect the English language by desecrating it with slang, intentional misspellings, and lack of proper punctuation; the discussion of unimportant social happenings, such as drinking, clubbing, repugnant music, and other things which are not related to actual intelligent life, news, politics, or light socialization; the dilution of the term "friend" (it's more important to have a few close, true friends rather than 200 you know little to nothing about); the posting of over-the-top personal information by the careless and carefree youth who run the risk of becoming victimized as a result; and just being, overall and above all else, one of the biggest toxic waste dumps of and hazards to 21st century society.

Matt: Hey Henry, what's your MySpace address? Henry: I don't have one. Matt: What? You're cool; you need one. Henry: I don't believe in MySpace. I have a brain, a few "true" friends, am secure with myself, and love the English language. Matt: But MySpace is so hot now, it's the bomb. Henry: Matt, you've known me for years. You know that I hit the spell check button when I send instant messages, know that I don't care much for trends or pop culture, know that I'm a staunch conservative, and know that I like to keep my life from being publicized for the free world. If you love MySpace then fine, it's your life to lose. But as for me, it's not for me, my friend, it's not for me.

Author: Pimpmaster Pete http://myspace.urbanup.com/2424523
155. (myspace) (10↑, 6↓)
The domain of bandwagon losers, retards, wannabes of all sorts (i.e. wiggers and camera whores), skanks, skig-skags and scalawags, akin to Battle.net, but not nearly as fun.

myspacezombie:braaaains..... person: yes, something you laaack... myspacezombie:...plz talk about my paaage... person:...go fuck off...

156. (myspace) (7↑, 3↓)
The website you can become a part of if you wish to be abducted from your house by a freak you thought was your "buddy".

Did you hear that loser got killed? yeah, he posted his social security number, adress and shoe size on myspace. Figures. He was never too bright to begin with

157. (myspace) (13↑, 9↓)
a place where insecure teens or lonely aldults who cant get any seek attention because they are concerned about their popularity. It becomes an unofficial contest on who has the most friends when in fact 75 percent of their so called "friends" they've never met. u may not know the person but as soon as you make eye contact with them, or share the same class, within hours that person will ask u if you will accept the dubious honor of being their friend on myspace. People decorate their myspace with fancy backgrounds hundreds of pictures, music videos which often overlap with their myspace profile song which really gets annoying. also due to the clutter of eveything you're computer will either slow down or freeze. myspace has caused obsession, declining grades, pointless drama, and gossip. Its got to the point where the ultimate slap in the face is taking someone off you're friends list.

"i fuckin hate her\! I'm taking her off my myspace\!"

Author: Briscoe A. Greenwell http://myspace.urbanup.com/1726898
158. (Myspace) (25↑, 21↓)
A vehicle for self-promotion used by the most pathetic and mindless people in order to instill some sort of false meaning into their otherwise worthless lives. The most egocentric people in the world can be found on Myspace and pride themselves on posting pictures of their dumbass friends getting drunk with them. Unfortunately, they don't realize that anybody with a computer can access their profile and blackmail them using these wayward images. My personal favorite Myspace trend is when people put pictures of the gay bands that they like such as MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE or GREEN DAY or other despicable emo shit that doesn't deserve to see the light of day, as if they personally know the members of the band. Myspace is worthless and should be made into something useful, like a landfill.

Did you know that Dane Cook has a Myspace? Yeah, that makes it totally gay.

159. (Myspace) (5↑, 2↓)
A place where people TaLk lIkE DiS\!\@\#

FuCk OfF MySpAcE\!

160. (myspace) (4↑, 1↓)
facebook killed it.

myspace is dead. that's just it.

161. (MySpace) (3↑, 0↓)
Outdated and stupid

Friend 1: Hey, catch me on myspace later? Friend 2: Dude, it isn't 2007....

162. (Myspace) (4↑, 1↓)
A dead website, Facebook ate it's lunch. Myspace launched in 2003, and got it's surge of popularity around 2005. It was good at first, but had it's problems, easy to hack, lack of care by the ones who ran it, asshole Myspace gangsters and scene kids galore. Myspace popularity started to wane around 2007, as Facebook's popularity started to rise. Since Facebook was cleaner, didn't allow modification of it's profile pages, had the status updates, and generally kept out the annoying attention grabbing and the asshole antic(for a while). Now days Myspace has dropped to around 30 something in the Alexa ranks, while Facebook is number 2 in the Alexa rank. Myspace's plague of problems, and the drama that began to form around it can be said to have contributed to Myspace's fall. But their lack of care for updating anything useful on the site was a big problem, they neglected the Myspace Group pages, never fixed any major bugs or loopholes that allowed for hackers, and never responded quite well to help for users. Thus their fall happened. Only people on there now are late people, scene kids, and maybe the Myspace gangstas.

Myspace was once a great website, but has now fallen to the feet of Facebook, due to Myspace's own incompetence.

163. (MySpace) (3↑, 0↓)
A website for people who dont know about facebook yet

Person 1- hey im on myspace person 2- wut the flip is MYSPACE? im on facebook

164. (Myspace) (6↑, 3↓)
Internet wasteland.

Who uses myspace anymore?

165. (Myspace) (3↑, 0↓)
The largest gathering of sex offenders on the internet.

"I was thinking of getting a myspace account. Good idea?" "No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."

166. (Myspace) (4↑, 1↓)
A place where little ugly 12-14 years old hang out pretending to be older then their original age

younger brother : Hey this girl added me on Myspace. older brother: 17 years old,my ass\! She looks like a 4 grade slut LOL\! younger brother:she is in 6 grade. -_- older brother: *facepalm*

167. (Myspace) (3↑, 0↓)
more life consuming than Warcraft.

I have more friends on myspace then you do on Warcraft

168. (myspace) (4↑, 1↓)
A place where 40 year old guys make their myspace name "sk8rboy125" or "hornysexychick00" and try to get kids to come to there house.

40 year old guy: "Hey dude I got a 14 year old girl to come to my house because i put my profile picture as a buff teenage boy\!" Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini." TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE\!

169. (Myspace) (3↑, 0↓)
See [Spam]

Your friend: "Did you see that Myspace bulletin I posted last night? Was some crazy shit right?" You: "I just saw surveys."

170. (Myspace) (3↑, 0↓)
1. An addicting site that is overused by 90% of the people who use, 10% use it responsibly, but is hated by everyone who doesn't have one. Most use it to talk to friends when they can go visit but, others whore themselves up and add everyone they can find. The majority of people on it are in fact regular and only the emos have a billion emo friends, outside that circle, everyone is normal. It's a good place to share pics from a concert or other event that everyone went to so u only have to post them once for everyone to see rather than 10 billion emails. 2. You have one, or your friends will force you to make one at knifepoint 3. A site that non-users make fun of because they cant have one 4. Its like Facebook, but actually good and fun to go on.

1. Person 1: Do you have those pics from last night? Person 2: Yeah go check em out on my myspace, Persons 3-20 already viewed and added them. 2. Friend: hey whats your myspace url? You: I dont have one Friend: *takes out knife* Make one now or this becomes part of ur back. 3. Person 1: *blah blah blah blah Myspace blah blah blah Person 2: hey did u say something about myspace? Person 1: yes? Person 2: MYSPACE IS GAY Person 1: Your not allowed to get one are you? Person 2: no...... 4. Person 1: Hey do you have a Facebook Person 2: Why would I ever want one of those, I have a MySpace

171. (myspace) (3↑, 0↓)
a website designed to fuck up your social life, marriage, and get you fired.

Today I found out my wife was cheating on me with an ex boyfriend through myspace, and when I got mad about it at work I got fired for looking at myspace on company time.

Author: buster helloman http://myspace.urbanup.com/3226721
172. (myspace) (3↑, 0↓)
1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist. 2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends

1. A/S/L = 16/F/London ACTUAL A/S/L = 45/M/Prison 2. Myspace Friends = 1000 ACTUAL Friends = 0

173. (Myspace) (3↑, 0↓)
Myspace is a website that allows you to make a "profile", or as i view it, "you on the internet". Some people memorize their myspace ID and tell people to add them, THEIR MYSPACE ID\!\!\!\! It allows you to show who you are through the internet. Think about it, you pick everything about your profile; what pictures you put up, your background, your music, your about me, your blogs, your likes/dislikes, who you'd like to meet, what books/movies/music you like, who your heros are, and you choose who your friends are. You also have conversations online. People use myspace to "see who's online\! omg\!". We even have myspace; drama, whores, bands, and t.v. And now we have a truth box, where you can see what people think about you, and its totally confidential. People could pick up the phone or decide to meet somewhere or go outside.... they go online... to message and comment. What has the world come to?

EX1"Have you checked my myspace?" EX2"Did you read my latest blog?" EX3"pc4pc" "w4w" "sub4sub"

174. (myspace) (4↑, 1↓)
A popular website for children (it's not for children\!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.

0H\!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone? Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)

175. (Myspace) (6↑, 3↓)
Myspace is a huge social networking site that is very popular all over the world. Myspaceallows people to meet new friends and keep in touch with old ones. Myspace does have its down sides though. Pedofiles are searching for victims on the Internet and myspace is the perfect place for them to fond underage victims for their sexual crimes.

Myspace is a social networking site like xanga

176. (Myspace) (3↑, 0↓)
A website used for getting children sued, expelled and suspended. Myspace has become home to many hilarious myspace profiles about teachers and princibles.

LOL\! they just found out who made that myspace.

Author: skater hot dude man http://myspace.urbanup.com/2667759
177. (myspace) (5↑, 2↓)
a site (what i like to call a plague) on the internet that a bunch of little wannabe pre-teens took over. all you have to do is upload a gazillion pictures of yourself looking like a scenester and then ramble on and on about how cool you are how how cool your life is even though all you do is sit on your ass all day typing to a bunch of "Friends" that you don't even know personally. myspace sucks.

guy: dude, check out my myspace\! guy 2: myspace? guy: dude, it's this totally awesome site and EVERYONE has one. at least the cool people anyway. me: yeah, "cool" people have a myspace. whatever.

178. (myspace) (6↑, 3↓)
myspace is just the cheap fuckers way of trying to meet that "special someone" for free.no this is NOT Match.com or EHarmony but it is free and the fruit cakes you WILL encounter on myspace are just as creepy,lonely and worthless as the rest of the morons in chat rooms and internet web sites matching losers with losers.damn i have met a better class of people at the damn bar.get a life myspace is for losers and little girls tryin to be dirty without their parents finding out.

The loser: damn dude i just met this hot chick on myspace. Losers friend: really dude you can meet hot chicks for FREE\! someone forgot to let them in on the secret of the internet,NOBODY PUTS UP A REAL PICTURE YOU MORON\!FINE CHICK=BIG BERTHA HA HA HA\!

Author: iecbutterflygirl http://myspace.urbanup.com/2412573
179. (myspace) (7↑, 4↓)
an addiction and disaster

wow, i can't wait to go home and login on myspace lols i have no life yay.

Author: Eric Arredondo http://myspace.urbanup.com/2215593
180. (MySpace) (3↑, 0↓)
It's [Lorilyn's] thing. High Class people have MySpaces and instead of doing drugs they do this.Cough*.Well Tom is the best because he was my first friend.

Ay, arent you that asian kid from Myspace who refers to himself as Tatevik's "best friend"\!?

Author: Breana Montoya http://myspace.urbanup.com/2122887
181. (myspace) (8↑, 5↓)
an annoyingly popular website where you can talk to complete strangers, put rather disgusting pictures of yourself on display to the whole world, and post pointless bulletins saying that if you dont repost this is 30 seconds your mother will die.its a big popularity contest. people compete to have the most friends, the coolest profile, the sluttiest pictures, the most groups, and other stuff like that. jeez. some people just need to get a life. they come home from school or work, and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if they have any new comments or something--even though they never do. because they're losers, and nobody likes them. ugh. i sure do hate it.

myspace.com, a place for friends Sorry\! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group. ....jeez

182. (myspace) (13↑, 10↓)
the single gayest, lamest saddest waste of life and/or time on the internet. Use only if you are a complete loser with no motervation in life.

Tom: yo buddy wanna go catch a movie tonight? Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace. Tom: loser

183. (Myspace) (13↑, 10↓)
to put it simply: 1. a stupid fucking website where people waste their lives 2. all the fags/emos/assholes/losers have one

OMG\! I'm such a faggot\! I took a slutty pic a million times in my bathroom before i got it right\! like OMG\! Nnow i might get a friend on myspace\!

184. (Myspace) (13↑, 10↓)
(Mai-spay-se) A breeding ground for filthy [emo] kids who would like nothing more than rant about how they loathe their [weak] existence. Alternately, it is widely used by scene kids to further pimp their own ego.

Myspace: a place for friends, but only if your friends are emo, or jock.

Author: Anti-your-face http://myspace.urbanup.com/1892348
185. (myspace) (14↑, 11↓)
Creepy, pathetic, insecure guys (read: wimps) use this website to stalk girls they're too scared to talk to. All this loser has to do is simply type in her name in MySpace and he would have access to her information and her pictures. Other uses include: 1. Feeling self-important by posting info about his/her life no one really cares about (I like to watch BBC). 2. Whining about the smallest "problems" they face in their silver spoon life (boo-hoo, my Porsche's not a turbo).

Loser: *sees girl* Wow, she's pretty. I must know her name but I'm too chicken to walk up to girls and say hello. Maybe one of her friends will shout out her name\! Then I can look her up on myspace, get some of her pics, and jack off to them\! Boo-hoo...I'm gonna die a virgin.

186. (myspace) (9↑, 6↓)
Along with [ytmnd] and pop-up ads that cover the entire screen before interfacing directly with your subconscious, this ubiquitous web site, which allows young people from all over the world (and [Canada]) to advertise themselves openly and completely to millions of other netizens, is the reason many of us ask ourselves why Al Gore ever bothered creating the [internet] in the first place.

Myspace inner monologue: "Self, why did Al Gore ever bother creating the internet in the first place?" "I'm not sure Self, but if he hadn't, would I be able to tell 50 million of my closest friends that I just had a piece of body art depicting minimalist composer [Phillip Glass] playing the glockenspiel done on my left thigh; with pictures to boot? I think not."

Author: stan, there is but one http://myspace.urbanup.com/1646429
187. (myspace) (18↑, 15↓)
(location)a website for people who have no lives. Pedaphiles also gather here, maybe even your mom. Needless to say this is where the LOSERS from your freshman year hang out, because they're still not accepted.

This kid i went to high school with, nobody liked him, they never talked to him, he wasnt accepted. And i think to this day he sits in his moms basement and whacks-off to myspace photos of 14 yr old girls.

188. (Myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
something that no one uses any more

Tim: "Hey, Mike, u should add me on myspace". Mike: "what the fuck is this 'myspace'"?

Author: Bang Bang Maxwell Hammer http://myspace.urbanup.com/5539307
189. (myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
The website everyone used before Facebook came along.

Guy 1: Did you go on myspace yesterday. Guy 2: No I was to busy Facebooking.

190. (MySpace) (2↑, 0↓)
The barren wasteland that Facebook has dropped an atomic bomb on, and then took a shit on it. The only people that can use MySpace to it's full potential are the white "gangstas/mobstas" wHoO Tiepz lIKe dHis and post "piczz" of "deemselvz" with either a bottle of some alcoholic beverage (that is filled with either water or apple juice) holding up some gang symbol or a picture of them flexing their "muscles" to try to get "hoezz".

[guy] meets [girl] *Guy: ayoo shawtayyy\! ayee you gots a myspace? *Girl: uhmm... no actually I've matured since middle school... sorry

Author: fauquiercountysucks http://myspace.urbanup.com/5460288
191. (myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
a website now used for hooking up and dating. you looked better on myspace,but no one cares so lets just fuck.

"joe"did you see sally on toms top 8,on myspace" "bob""aha i saw sally n00d if thats what you mean?" "joe" hell yes d00d then ima add that shit asap SHE WANTS IT\!. "BOB"-__-i thought i was special. "bob" oh well NEW FRIEND REQUEST\!

192. (myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
full of goddamn scene kids

myspace sucks\!

193. (Myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
A place for friends... Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Its just another competition to see who has the most friends, who is the most popular, and much more pointless things. Lately, you see a lot of "emo/goth" pictures set on default. You get, like, 300 friends and then put on your status: "I'm so pissed off right now. I need someone to talk to." Chances are that not even half of your "friends" will care. Do yourself a favor. Add friends you actually KNOW and talk to. Its a great tool to get reconnected with people you've lost contact with, but why not pick up the phone, send a letter, or e-mail them instead? Its good when you have around 25 friends, but you actually know each of them. The "friends" you get that you really don't talk to or even know are pointless.

Girl One: I have 1,205 friends on Myspace\! What about you? Boy: I have 42. Girl Two: That's it? What a loser\! Boy: At least one of my friends on Myspace won't end up being a 40 year old stalker.

194. (myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
a website that if you get sucked into will become addicting and you will end up with more than 100 friends that you have never talked to in your life. other than that if it's used properly it can be fun when tom isnt running updates... updates are annoying. you can upload videos, blogs, upload pictures, basically you get to put your life on the internet for everyone to see.

myspace: a place where nothing FUCKING WORKS\!

195. (myspace) (4↑, 2↓)
there are three types of myspacers:people with lives whos myspace freinds are people they know and reletives.then the emo kids who don't know half their myspace freinds and spend every waking minuet on there.the there are the 40 year old stalkers

girl:LiKe OmG ThErE WaS ThIs HaWt GuY On MySpAcE\!I AdDeD HiM\! dude:get a life

196. (myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
A large network for buisnesses, networking, friends, messaging, im, fun, and overused by scene kids. The ghetto, the losers, the nerds, the emos, the lil kids, and just everyone.

Caligirl: Ay girrrrl\! I was like at the mall, the other day, I was kinda got bored, so I went to Hot Topic, bitch\!\! :D Ghettogirl: Who gives a f*ck, loser. Go get drunk, Barbie. DGFUB\!\!\! Caligirl: Well, I'm just finsta go to Myspace, I have more friends then you anyways, thats becuase I'm prettier and obviously more popularrrr, BITCH\!\!\! :b ♥ Ghettogirl: Well I'm gonna go the thrift store, and I got more a$$ then you, HOE. thats why I get more boys askin, YA KNOW, HOE?

197. (myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
the Ebay for pedifiles

old man 1 : hey, want to go play some chess? old man 2: naw, im going to go on myspace they've got some new updates\!(kids) old man 1 : remember, your only 17 yrs old\!

198. (Myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
A communication website. That's all it is. But yet we have these obsessive people over it, along with the haters. The haters amuse the hell out of me. HAHA\! If you have that serious obsession to put down Myspace, then you might as well be one of its corruptors. Cause you're already spending your time talking and complaining about how 'gay' and 'pathetic' it is. The obsessors- people with no lives or too many friends that you have to communicate by computer with. MYSPACE is there whether you want it or not. I have a Myspace and FaceBook. What now?

Girl: OMFG\! Did you get on Myspace last night? LMAO\! Whiny Chick: Ew, i fucking hate Myspace. Facebook is soooo much more mature. I mean come on, who wants some whiny little kid asking to 'cmnt my pics\!\!' ? Some random Dude: Hey babe, do you have a Myspace? We could totally Cyber. ;)

199. (myspace) (2↑, 0↓)
The most misused networking tool on the internet. MySpace was originally created for garage bands as a way to network with other bands but this changed quickly as there are now over 10,000 groups each which would cater to a different Genre. There are many bands, still unsigned, in different states and even countries, that would never would have even been heard of, much less actually heard, that now have access to over 100 million users.

"After about 6 months into my myspace, I began to get really into the music listening part of it. I found my favorite bands, found some less than main stream bands, and got tons of free music to listen to without waiting for downloads (the streaming audio doesn't always work smoothly though). Because of the myspace music feature I was able to listen to the entire Weezer album before it was released and I realized that I hated it, and saved myself money."

Author: sweetadeline112358 http://myspace.urbanup.com/2727435
200. (Myspace) (3↑, 1↓)
1. A once great social networking site. 2. A site ruled by hackers, spammers, and scammers. 3. A web site that grew too fast to give a **** about it's users.

My, Myspace account was hacked again today... That is the 5th time this week\!

Author: Russell Sheppard http://myspace.urbanup.com/2689198
201. (myspace) (4↑, 2↓)
The world's biggest drunken patio party, where everyone goes to vent shit, fight, and find a piece of hot white jail bait ass, all rolled into one itty bitty teeny weenie little space.

Myspace contains Bands, bitches, ho's, skips, skaps, skalliwags, punkass marks, markass tricks, and all kinds of ill creeps.

202. (Myspace) (4↑, 2↓)
The ingenious idea of a dumb son of a bitch, and one of the worst designed websites of all time (yet very popular). Myspace is a social-networking waste of time for people that have nothing else better to do than "add" all their friends onto a page so they can talk to each other. Not only do people add their "real" friends onto their page, they can also add a multitude of other individuals/groups of people, such as bands and comedians. Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more. Not to Mention. The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.

J-Wizzle : Yo man I got Tila Tequila on my Myspace top 8 bro\! Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming? J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you\! Myspace is da shit\! Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)

Author: Sleep Streamer http://myspace.urbanup.com/2581712
203. (myspace) (7↑, 5↓)
Myspace is a site where preps, emos, and attention whores seek to get virtual oral sex. It is the reason why high school relationships are now impossible unless you have a Myspace. Everyone who has one has been transformed into hookers an demand a +1 to their friend's list as payment. If you're in high school and do not have a Myspace, consider yourself a god, because you're more of a human than those myspace whores. And you have one, there's still hope for redemption, you sick son of a bitch. People who hack myspaces are actually heroes. It's like taking candy from a baby; the baby will no longer get a cavity. In conclusion, myspace sucks. Hopefully one day some hacker god will be able to delete it from existence.

Preppy girl (on myspace): LiEK, OMG\! ThaT iS SOOOOOOOOO toTALLY COOL\!\!\!\! \<3 (in real life): Hey Jenny, did you read my comment on Myspace? Emo kid (on myspace): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME\!\!\!\!\!?????? (in real life): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME\!\!\!\!\!?????? Attention Whore (on myspace): Yo dats cool man. Hey, rate puic of me chugging down that keg of beer with that slutty bitch bartender kissing me. (in real life): Yo man, thanks for the rate. Me and the boys are going to the bar again but this time we're going to bring guns. Wanna come? Bring a camera\!

Author: Peace Through Superior Water Power http://myspace.urbanup.com/2542022
204. (myspace) (3↑, 1↓)
Another stupid virus spreading website many teens use to feel better about themselves. Although it is very addicting and causes people to quit jobs, fail school, and lose all contact with the outside world. People still find it interesting to "whore" themselves to an extent until they become "famous". When most normal people don't care how many friends these people have, or how many upscale pictures they have of themselves. Fact: myspace will eventually take over the world.

A bulletin commonly found on myspace "HeY U GuYs CHCK OuT Mi N3W piX\!\! COmmEnt PLZ. Kthnx\!" (gag me)

205. (myspace) (5↑, 3↓)
A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert. It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.

I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments. Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot. Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL\!\!

206. (Myspace) (6↑, 4↓)
A place for [emo] teens who wear girls jeans (whether male or female) to make fake friends who are really rapists, murderers, and child molesters. These so-called "friends" take pictures from [scenesters] everywhere and combine them to look like a hot teenager. It's a site for people with no life to whine about having no life. And to beg for picture comments for people to tell them how cute they think they are. They post emo lyrics and captions everywhere and they talk about how ugly they are, but yet, they have a bunch of pictures.

Ooo, I have one friend:Tom. Tom loves me. Ooo, that's a cute pic. I'm so putting it on myspace.

207. (MySpace) (9↑, 7↓)
The ultimate haven for emos and 50-year old perverts/predators. Several celebrities have their own pages, but it's definately not worth signing up for.

Acronymns of "MySpace" include: Crap, Shit, Garbage, Junk, Ego War

Author: Dr. BaconStein http://myspace.urbanup.com/1921758
208. (myspace) (6↑, 4↓)
A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker\! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell\!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile\! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day\! Fantasy world me-thinks.

Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF\! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with\! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks. Only add me if you're good-looking ok\! TEH SEX\!

209. (myspace) (11↑, 9↓)
1)a place for idiots who take pictures of themselves, or perferably steal from some other lowlifes, and hope to get more comments then their other "friends" 2)SCENEVILLE 3)people with no lives that get naked to take ugly ass pictures 3)self esteem boosts to get comments from people saying the opposite of what youre caption says ex)caption: im so fat =/ bob thinks im gorgeous. LOL\!\!\!\! no phOtOshOp LOLLlzzlzoLZllzlawll 4)FUCKING IDIOTS who buy photoshop wtf???? are you kidding me WTF 100 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A FACE ENHANCER\! HONESTLY GET SOME PLASTIC SURGURY OR DELETE YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE\! 5)LOLZROLFLZ cMmmT mI nEw picUTrEz oR IlL dELEtE yoU LOL\!\! whew that felt good

new pictures on thee myspace;;_commentplz ILY\<3;;semicolon;;;\!1 11\!\!\!\!\!one\myspace\!\!\!\!\!\!\!semicolon;; ;;;11\!\!one\!\!11\!\!\!\!;;; LOL\!\!\!

210. (myspace) (4↑, 2↓)
A site that occupies otherwise wasted time for people with friends. Generally it is hated by the "hacking" community because large quantities of people from the said group have low self esteem and pick on others. Thus, there is more making fun of emo-kids and bands like Linkin Park. However, one only has to look at a couple things to reallize the "intelligence" of some leaders in the ranting contests.\<br\>\<br\>First off, if 1337 is really the "hackers" language (I know many people who think so) then why do they use numbers to help make up words? Don't hackers often share IPs amongst each other for things as simple as pinging and as complex as Hijacking? If you tell them to ping 147.358.3589.27 or a similar IP (can't say I know much about IPs as I am not a hacker, excuse me if that format is wrong) and all your friend sees is "let.es8.ea8g.2t" because they spent pointless hours of their life familiarizing themselves with the "language" that they could have spent on myspace. One must also wonder why hackers would give themselves away by storing into AIM databases that such a language is only used by hackers, call themselves hackers, probably brag about things they supposedly did, and then use the "language" later on. The only why no arrests have come of this is because hackers don't use leet. It is absolutely idiotic to say so.\<br\>\<br\>And this is the point where you wonder, is the hacking community making intelligent judgements about myspace? maybe not. For actual hackers who think myspace is lame even though they have never been there, try going \

"I'm sorry myspace and FOX. I love you guys, all the great things myspace provides, and all the great shows FOX has" \myspaceformer myspace hacker
211. (MySpace) (4↑, 3↓)
What every 10-14 year old insists on making, adding me, and acting as if we are "besties," while begging and commanding for as much as a photo comment, and sending me 4 poorly written [chain letters] a day.

Hey, Zach, I noticed you didn't comment for comment on my MySpace.

212. (Myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of [Facebook]) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-

only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....

213. (myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
a place for friends to add each other to figure out popularity to which is mostly fake because they add every joe shmo that clickes on them which makes them a partial whore nd for people at school to go "OMG you got 1097 friends your so popular" then they say "why dont u add me myspace.com/zidast302" just to realize that all it really does is get inside your head and destroy membrane after membrane till theres nothing left then your just a loser bimbo dumbass standing on the corner of a 7-eleven parking lot asking every shmuck if they have a cigarette.

im so popular on my myspace

214. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
A social networking site that was popular a few years ago when scene kids were taking over the world. It died along with [Bebo], when everyone realised high camera angles and clipped fringes aren't hot anymore. Now it's all about telling stalkers you just ate a cheese sandwich on [Twitter] or prepping it up on [Facebook].

"lolz do you have a [myspace]? it's totally hxc/rad \<3" "nah bubba, i have [facebook] though ftw" "lolz isn't that like for old people tho? \<3"

Author: lolololololololzzzzzz http://myspace.urbanup.com/4107140
215. (Myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
Website where teenage girl whore themselves out in hopes to find a boyfriend but only end up getting some old sixty year old pervert and end up getting raped

oh my god did you hear about Nikky who exchanged adresses with that weird guy on myspace and got raped?

216. (myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators\!

predator: hey what website are you on? guy: myspace. predator: YES\! MY FAV WEBSITE\!

217. (Myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
Where young children go to get raped by pedophiles.

Principal: Do you have a Myspace? Student: Yes, sir. Principal: REALLY\!? WHAT IS IT ME TOO\!\!\!\!

218. (MySpace) (1↑, 0↓)
A complete an utter waste of time. It wastes your life. When you are bored you go on myspace, then you get bored so you get off myspace. then there is nothing to do and you get bored so you go on myspace. THEN you post a bulletin with the subject: I AM SO BORED.

Bri- what did you do today ? jorja- i went on myspace Bri- did you love it? Jorja- no it was boring

219. (MySpace) (1↑, 0↓)
Number 1 source for pointless information on people you've never even spoken to. Often new users will announce random details in their life that no one really cares about.

A: Guess what\! Danny got Direct TV\! B: Really, how do you know? A: MySpace man\!

220. (myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
1.) a place where ugly,fat,weird,and creppy people suddenly become sexy and talk with complete strangers 2.) a website where old pervs talk to fastly developing 13 year olds to "get off"

1. i can't wait to go on myspace to talk to my sexy baby robert 2. yessssss lisa show some clevage. god i love myspace

221. (myspace) (3↑, 2↓)
Ghetto version of Facebook.

It's 2009 and you're still on Myspace?

Author: God the Bounty Hunter http://myspace.urbanup.com/3782914
222. (Myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
A pathetic excuse for a website. Constantly littered with "You just won a free hooker" pop-ups.

Myspace-A place for fucktards. (see fucktard)

223. (Myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
The teenagers average need. This website has spread like wildfire through out every local high school. Students watch dayly to see weither they've recieved picture comments, messages, comments, tagged photos and new friend invites. In desperatly seeking popularity points some drastically turn to uploading naked images of themselves; thus a myspace whore is born. Mysace whore's are people who cant function with there own life so they turn to the computer. Myspace; a saviour or a killer?

Caution: Myspace is Highly Addictive.

224. (Myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
A website you can't help but be addicted to. You add everyone you've never met before in your life. 'Hey, why not add this guy that lives in Idaho, even though I live in Ohio?' You take tons of pictures of yourself in close to nothing, then upload them for your friends to comment. The best way to get comments is put "OMG\!\!\! I AM SOO FAT\!\!\!\!\!" as one of the captions of those picture where your half naked, people can't help but say "OMG\!\!\! NO AMY UR NOT FAT\!\!" Perfect. You post tons of bulletins about how if you don't repost this then someone will come and kill you at 10'o'clock tonight. If your not going to be killed, then you end up with bad luck. Oh, bulletins are a good way of making more friends (with a whore code) and getting more picture comments. In the paragraph above I a whore code. What is it, you ask. It's HTML that you paste into a bulletin so you can get more friends. In the whore code you have your picture, reasons why they should add and a link to your profile so they can add you. What reasons should you put? How fucking hot you are\! How you talk to everyone\! What a great friend you are\! How fucking cool you are\! And how you'll kick their ass if they don't add\!

Hey, add me\! myspace.com/sydneysimplicity I accept anyone and everyone\!

225. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
1. how you can be friends with Tila Tequila\!\!\!\!\! 2.Aaand 25000 other strangers, consisting of 1% friendlies, 2%your REAL friends, and 97% pedophiles, rapists, and/or abductors (its usually losers and people at the bottom of the popularity chain who falls for the 97% category"

1. Bob-"wow\! hey jeff, I became friends with tila tequila on myspace last night\! WOW\!\!\!\!" Jeff-"...wtf? so am i..." 2. Billy on myspace-"hi people\! who wants to be friends with me?" stranger-"hey...i see your..uh...13..yeh...i wanna be friends with you...in fact, i wanna meet you, face to face, since were suuuch good friends" Billy-"yeh\!\!\! im popular now\!\!\!\! *smiley face :)* where?" stranger-"uuuuh..how about that dark alley between that brothel and the crackhouse down in sin city?" Billy-"yeh\! i have a feelign were gonna be BFF's\!\!\!\!"

226. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
A large network for buisnesses, networking, friends, messaging, im, fun, and overused by scene kids. The ghetto, the losers, the nerds, the emos, the lil kids, and just everyone.

Caligirl: Ay girrrrl\! I was like at the mall, the other day, I was kinda got bored, so I went to Hot Topic, bitch\!\! :D Ghettogirl: Who gives a f*ck, loser. Go get drunk, Barbie. DGFUB\!\!\! Caligirl: Well, I'm just finsta go to Myspace, I have more friends then you anyways, thats becuase I'm prettier and obviously more popularrrr, BITCH\!\!\! :b ♥ Ghettogirl: Well I'm gonna go the thrift store, and I got more a$$ then you, HOE. thats why I get more boys askin, YA KNOW, HOE?

227. (Myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
A place for friends\!

\myspaceHey, lets go on myspace. \myspaceOkay

Author: S.T.E.P.H.A.N.I.E http://myspace.urbanup.com/3008093
228. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
a cult that will suck you in whatever chance it gets. Don't be fooled, children. Myspace is bad shit.

Robin goes on myspace for 7 hours a time. How much lower can you get?

229. (myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
myspace, an epidemic thats been spread among all teenagers. most are scene but not all. some are just normal kids. ugly fat skinny popular hot you name it. yeah, there are "myspace whores" but then again there are just regular kids with a regular amount of friends who have a myspace. however, because of a few incidents myspace has been stereo typed as a hunting ground for sexual predators. its not the case and most kids believe it or not are not stupid enough to go meet up with someone they met on myspace. and yes kids request other kids theyve mearly talked to or even kids they just see around the halls at school. but it leads to socializing and conversation which is a good thing.

ive gotten requests from people ive never talked to but have just seen around and after i got the request it was an ice breaker to actually go up to the person and have a conversation. its just another side to myspace obviously no one else is telling.

230. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
An excuse to show familiarism.

"Dude, aren't you "[SAMxSAVAGE]" off myspace?"

231. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
A website that is widely used by people who have no real friends, and think their popular because they have loads of friends who origianally sent them a friends request because your picture came up on one of those websites that i cant be bothered to describe

Dont say that\! thats mean\! =O what would my myspace friends think?\!

232. (myspace) (3↑, 2↓)
the next thing you're going to see on that "intervention" show.

myspace is a teeny bopper's sanctuary.

233. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
The home of fake rappers appear or look like a real one.

Whoa this niggas is famous, look hes got his own myspace space

Author: Toronto Raptors http://myspace.urbanup.com/2812496
234. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
myspace is a place online that you can go to. it is also known as the devil.

When i kid is crying and cutting himself in the corner because he didn't get more than 50 comments on his new emo picture, "myspace" has gotten to him.

235. (Myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
A cult where whiny emo kids and E-Whores gather, discuss the latest emo fashions, post pictures of cutting their wrists and then compete for whoever gets the most comments.

In real life he has no friends but on myspace he has 3914314343423423423423 friends and a girlfriend.

236. (myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
One of the many pioneering websites such as yahoo and youtube in terms of how it connected people all over the world to share information of all sorts with one another. Myspace in particular is a website in which people connect to make friends and socialize. It can be easily accessed and used during people's leisure time to contact friends and family for gatherings and social events.

Myspace is a great place to be anonymous yet make tons of friends and have fun\!

Author: wwwgownsshopcom http://myspace.urbanup.com/2708848
237. (Myspace) (2↑, 1↓)
Mabye the most crappiest site to be invented.And still populated with teenagers,8 year olds,rapists,stalkers,sex offenders,rappers,rockstars,[n00bs],and [emos].These pepole who use it need to get a friggin life and go to [miniclip].

Wheres myspace?yeah you got me,UP MY ASS\!

238. (myspace) (3↑, 2↓)
A useless social networking site ruined by pedophiles, airhead teenagers, antisocialites. People use this site only with friends they already know defeating the purpose and idea behind networking. Also used by pedophiles to track down prey.

Person 1: I'm on myspace, but I only add people in real life. Person 2: Uhm, aren't networking sites to meet people you don't already know and expand your "network"? Couldn't you just talk to your friends via e-mail, phone, aim, icq, yahoo, msn, in person.

239. (myspace) (3↑, 2↓)
A waste of bandwidth

guy: I love Myspace\!\!\!\! OMFG\!\!\! LOLZ\!\!\!\!

240. (myspace) (7↑, 6↓)
myspace, despite what it says, is not in fact a place a for friends. myspace is where people, often times lacking so called "real friends" go so they can photoshop their pictures and meet someone from new jersey "irl". it is a place where people with nothing better to do than sit online all day (I.E. yourself) go to communicate with others like themselves. out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive. more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this, GO\! young so called "non conformist" myspacer\! you play with that puppy\! eat that candy\! theres nothing wrong with that large white van\! go and be free, the world needs less of you.

OMG\! You look sooo hawt on myspace\! Lets meet IRL\! New pic cmmnts? i have so many friends\!

Author: The Johnny S. Of PT http://myspace.urbanup.com/2369903
241. (myspace) (5↑, 4↓)
The cyber world where dorks can attempt to be cool.

Chris is a total loser, but everyone loves his myspace layout.

Author: thatguyonstage http://myspace.urbanup.com/2321985
242. (myspace) (4↑, 3↓)
A site designed to have massive lag and down time secretly disguised as a "networking tool". When the site goes down you may notice all your friends being a little irritable the next day. This is extremely common in teen girls who find myspace more addicting then crack cocaine. It's also not uncommon to find these myspace "addicts" staring at a blank screen of thier computer during down time.

Friend 1:Hey have you seen julie today? Friend 2:No, I think shes back home slitting her wrists. Friend 1:I don't blame her myspace is down today. :( Friend 2.What a sad day, about myspace that is.

243. (myspace) (7↑, 6↓)
Soon to be shut down for reasons including; potential paedophile grooming ground, mass copyright infringements, spreading the disease known as "emo" around the globe.

Damn those emo myspace fags. I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.

244. (myspace) (1↑, 0↓)
Myspace is where people change. I have friends that before they had a myspace, they were all normal & stuff, once they got a myspace, they even changed the type of music they liked, they're look, they're personality.

[day they didn't know about myspace]:So, you wanna go to the park or something, you hangout in my place & watch some movies & make some popcorn?\! [days after they made a myspace]:Um, I`m sorry we can`t hang today, i`m too busy on myspace, adding friends, commenting, & etc.

245. (MySpace) (8↑, 7↓)
1. A website that is a pedophile/ephebophile's dream because idiotic preps post pictures of themselves on their profiles along with their address, phone number, and/or school address as well as links to their preppy friends' pages that also include the same information. 2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.

Idiotic Prep Girl: "Hey, you should totally join MySpace. It's, like, totally cool\!" Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"

Author: Melissa Fairchild http://myspace.urbanup.com/2043194
246. (myspace) (6↑, 5↓)
The internet version of peer pressure. Completey pointless profiling website that kids join to be cool and prove their popularity despite the fact that the people in their school with the most fulfilling and enjoyable lives who are invariably cool do not use myspace.

myspace comment exmaple: Sexygal147: Heya babes y am i not in ur top 10 contacts? It doesnt matter coz i hav 540 more friends than you and I've passed them in school at least once.

247. (myspace) (8↑, 7↓)
If you think of the [Internet] as a human body, [MySpace] is its worst form of cancer...

Cancer kills people and destroys lives unless managed properly... I think you see how MySpace is similar to cancer now

Author: Dave John Scott Ward the 1st http://myspace.urbanup.com/1958601
248. (myspace) (6↑, 5↓)
When used in VERB form\! 1. (General Usage) Such as '[myspacing]'', it basically means wasting time just being on myspace, browsing whatever and taking care of general buisness, such as checking [comments], [blogging], [stalking] people, changing your page, etc. etc. etc. 2. Can also be used as a direct synonym for [messaging]

1. a. Latest Update: 04:12PM PST, Tuesday, September 5th. The site "should be offline for 2 hours, so if you've got some important [myspacing] to do, get prepared\!" 1. b. Dude\! Last night I swear I [myspaced] for about 3 hours and got absolutely no homework done. 2. OMG\! Why weren't you at the party on Friday? I myspaced you like 80 times asking if you were going...

249. (myspace) (12↑, 11↓)
A clear sign of the complete and udder garbage that is filling our society. Myspace is purely used for sluts who like the dick and post half naked photos of themselves saying "stick your weiner in me" and fat loser guys in highschool post comments cuz their a bunch of faggots who get no pussy. they take pictures with their shirts off in the bathroom and try to look all hard but actually they look like shit eating fucktards with no brains or sense of social interaction.

Girl 1: i use myspace to screw random guys\! Guy 2 : i use myspace to look gay and have sex with fat chix Guy 3 : fuck the both of you\!\!\!\!\!\!

250. (Myspace) (7↑, 6↓)
The Scientficially Excepted measurement of camwhore-ness and "oMgLyKiMsOoOoOOoHaWt\!\myspace\!\myspace\myspace\myspace"-ness. A Place where \myspace is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of \myspace across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done\!"

Myspace Whore: "oMgLyKiHaVEa MySPAce\! PlzpLzpLzzzzzGoCmmT" Human: Ew. Myspace. *runs*

Author: Emma and the 1000 Paper cranes http://myspace.urbanup.com/1925961
251. (myspace) (9↑, 8↓)
Myspace is something that people do when they are to lazy to get their fat asses up out of their seats and out of their house and hang out with their friends in real life.

I have a boyfriend on myspace but i havent actually met him yet. Hes really hot but his cock is bigger than mine.

252. (myspace) (5↑, 4↓)
a networking website created by Tom Anderson which has made his name household in many parts of the world and brought to us a whole new generation of emos and whores

1-hey i found a new emo on myspace\! 2-my whore is better\!

253. (myspace) (13↑, 12↓)
Were fucking faggots go to find girls because they cant go to the mall and meet girls. Also a place to see who can have the most comments and friends. Basically the more friends you have, the more of a douche bag you are because you sit at home getting people to add you all day.

Myspace, A Place For Douche Bags\!

254. (MySpace) (17↑, 16↓)
An absolutely free web site where you can express a little piece of who you are. You can add your favorite bands, your friends, and even grade your professors if you went to college. Basically just a connection of people's individual websites onto one common site. You do not have to have your profile available to the public either. It is almost like a scrapbook that changes as often as you like.

I personally have rekindled some old friendships on MySpace with people I haven't seen in years on this site. Good to know where they are and that if I am in that particular town or city that they live in we can just pick up where we left off.

255. (Myspace) (9↑, 8↓)
A website where [Emo]s go to whore their self out to prospective new friends.

i just checked out some dudes page on Myspace, he is the sexxx\!

Author: Divide and Conquer http://myspace.urbanup.com/1509993
256. (myspace) (37↑, 36↓)
Place for a) girls (usually between 12 and 15) to post pictures of themselves in an effort to look "hawt" and or b) place for kids to whine about their lives and get friends they don't really know.

"here's a new pic of me" "cool\!" "yay yu rock\!"

257. (Myspace) (3↑, 3↓)
1. A social networking website that was popular in the early 2000's 2. Now, it's a website that's dead or in some people's opinions, barely alive 3. The butt of some online jokes

Facebook: What's on your mind? Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go???

Author: somebody//AWESOME http://myspace.urbanup.com/6004182
258. (MySpace) (0↑, 0↓)
A place for hundreds and thousands of scene, indie, wannabe kids who just love taking their photo from a height. A place where you add whoever just because you're having a competition with people to see who can get the most friends when really, you only know about 50 friends out of your 12,488. A place where girls can quite easily get away with being a slut in their photos. A place where when you log on and have new photo comments your life is just made. MySpace is a place where you post pointless bulletins with stupid messages inside. Usually something along of the lines of "pc4pc" - For those who don't know what that is, it is basically "oh please comment my new photo and I'll return your photo too\!" MySpace is a place where you put a caption under your photo like "look so ugly on here\!\!\!" just so you get 10,000 comments saying how stunning you are (not in real life though, but hey\! Who cares, you don't know them anyway\!) Fun place is MySpace.

I love MySpace so much, I'm a 15 year old girl who takes dead mint photos and edits them to shit so you think I'm hot\! PC4PC\!?

259. (myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
a load of shit

'go on myspace' 'no its shit'

Author: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey\!\!\! http://myspace.urbanup.com/4952140
260. (myspace) (2↑, 2↓)
definition 1). (m)eans (y)our (s)ad (p)athetic (a)nd (c)ompletely (e)xaggerated (myspace acronym). definition 2). a place were dorky ass people pretend to be cool, and that are anti-social in real life, so basically it is a "make believe" place that people go to feal like somebody likes them in this world. definition 3). a desperate attempt to meet new people, will only result in more depression. definition 4). a place were girls are put on pedastools because of stupid people.

myspace is a place were people can think they are cool and shelter away from how bad real life has treated them. they can make believe that all these people are their friends, when in actuality none of these people actually like them and visa versa. also, is a place were girls find themselves on a pedastool because of 900 guys telling them they look good, resulting in her thinking she is too good for anyone, after that both male and females are unable to find mates because of putting the women on the pedastool, the women believe that they have 900+ opertunties of guys that like them, why should they bother with you??? and all 900+ guys are giving her compliments just because they think they actually have a chance of getting some.(and they dont) so your back in make believe land once again.

261. (MySpace) (1↑, 1↓)
A Dead Zone\!

Joe: Do you have a MySpace? Ruth: WTF? Is this 2010? do we still do MySpace? thats a dead zone..better getcho ass a Twitter\!

262. (myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
*_* A ONLINE COMUNITY OF PEOPLE GIVING INFORMATION ABOUT THEMSELVES TO MEET UP AND KEEP FRIENDS WITH FRIENDS.

ON MYSPACE YOU CAN IM. OR YOU CAN SEND MESSAGES TO ANY PART OF THE WORLD.

263. (MySpace) (1↑, 1↓)
MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles: 1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things 2. crappy bands 3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos

MySpace sucks ass

264. (Myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
Alright people, let's stop giving childish definitions just because you all don't like it. Myspace is a social networking site created by Tom Anderson in 2003. Its an easy way to keep in touch with friends you may not see often, get your musical group an audience, or to post a bulletin to update your friends on an event you may have planned.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about Jon's wedding? Guy 2: Yeah, saw it in his myspace bulletin. He's having it on the 18th. Hater 1: Myspace is for [fag]s. Hater 2: Yeah, only teenage [sluts], [emo]s, and [teenybopper]s use Myspace.

265. (myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
A magical bubble which is invisible. You are always in it where ever you go. When you feel uncomfortable it's because some thing is making the 'myspace' bubble make strange shapes.

David: "Wow\! Man\!" Dave: "What?" David: "Get out of myspace\!"

266. (MySpace) (1↑, 1↓)
A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened\!?". Online pop culture happened\! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense. Other than that, it's not half bad.

Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular\!"

267. (myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.

Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me\!

Author: whyhellothere11 http://myspace.urbanup.com/4339457
268. (myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
A place where people use as much profanity as possible, try to look tough, and where girls are actually allowed to make themselves look like sluts without getting into a shitload of trouble from their idiot parents

HAI GAIZ CMMNT MII PICCHUR PLZZ BCZ I DWNLOADED THM AL OF GOOGLE AND UPLODED DEM TO MYSPACE CUZ I'M ACCULY A PRIK HOO CNT SPEL 4 SHEET

Author: socksandspoons http://myspace.urbanup.com/4301500
269. (myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
therapy for alot of self-confused people

Comment me on myspace later plz\! PLEASE\!

270. (Myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
A place for friends? I think not. How bout a PLACE WHERE NOTHING FUCKING WORKS\!\!\!\!

Ashley: Okay, my tv ALWAYS has something else wrong with it\!\!\! Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?

Author: RandomDictionarySurfer http://myspace.urbanup.com/4105660
271. (MySpace) (0↑, 0↓)
The who's who of who gives a f*ck?

Myspace.

272. (MySpace) (0↑, 0↓)
A way for teens to throw away their lives talking to people online that they could easily text, call, or go over to their house

Tim:You have a MySpace? Josh:whats that? Tim:texting and friends on the internet\! Tim Dies laughing on the floor

Author: Clouds of YouTube http://myspace.urbanup.com/3890276
273. (Myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.

person 1: "omg\! becky took me off her top friends\!" person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?" person 1: "no...i think she hates me." person 3: "wow guys...it's just [myspace], chill."

274. (Myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
Hermit, friendless, in real life, endlessly adding aliens to their friends list.

haii add me on myspace. 358833637

Author: douchebagggggggg http://myspace.urbanup.com/3760861
275. (MySpace) (1↑, 1↓)
A place where you add every person who has shared a breathe of air with you, a real popularity test. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: Abduction Rape Murder Stalking MYSPACE gals may look like the following; http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t286/Empress544/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg

"Heyy\!" "Heyy\! Check out my MySpace\! I have 150 friends\!" "Pshh, rather not get the side affects.

Author: anonymous gal/guy of the world http://myspace.urbanup.com/3453957
276. (myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
The only site on the internet that attracts so much drama in one teeny tiny site\! Most ppl get one to communicate wit frens family etc. But get more then what they bargained for But its still amazing\!\<3

I blocked some stalker on myspace yesturday, he said he was in my closet\!

Author: teh.sexy.monster.named.nicole http://myspace.urbanup.com/3449165
277. (myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
overrated piece of shit

myspace sucks

278. (myspace) (3↑, 3↓)
1. Most likely holds the record for having the most emos in one place. 2. Is the odds on favorite to win the Internet Special Olympics. 3. Has a power level of 8999. 4. Is Michel Jackson's homepage.

Dude: Myspace is so totally going to win the gold at cutting with their almost massive power level Sweet: Don't forget about their T-ball team. I heard they're being coached by Michel Jackson

279. (myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
The ultimate Pedo bear site.

Did you meet that pedo on myspace?

Author: Hauntingly Delicious http://myspace.urbanup.com/3256284
280. (myspace) (3↑, 3↓)
a place to add people you barely know or people who live all around the world. all though you in fact do not know any of these emo/scene kids you add them to gain your friend count, and make pointless comments to each other. myspace users can't wait to go home and check their myspace even if they know nothing new is on there, and although everyone knows myspace is stupid people can't help but be signed on to it 23 hours of the day and even leave it on when they are out doing things. in fact these days people can't resist the urge to go on myspace so they immediately sign on to it on their phone after leaving their house computer and getting in the car. many people add random kids they have never seen in life with stupid slutty myspace photos just to gain photo comments and to have a lame conversation once with them consisting of the usual "hey whats up", "oh not much", "thats good". people have used myspace to replace an actual life with a virtual world that makes themselves feel better about who they are but in fact no one really cares about them: seeing that no one knows who they are in real life. myspace allows for unsocial pathetic people with 0 friends in real life be able to create a network of fake internet "friends" that they say will hang out with each other in real life yet never do in fact. many of these myspace whores will have stupid names like "ellen extasie" or "dean dominated". these names usually are alliterations and these myspace whores use them to entice other users. yet they are just stupid weak pathetic names that were created in four hours of waisted thinking. many young high school students get addicted to this site and use it as a way of entertainment.

"hey jean what did you do yesterday night" "oh you know the usual i was on myspace for a few hours[five hours] adding random people and making pointless conversations" "yay same with me\!"

281. (MySpace) (1↑, 1↓)
MySpace isn't a place for pedophiles, child predators and molesters\! It's a plac for friends\!

Daniella: ewww some 40 year old fag keeps on trying to add me on myspace so he can jack off to my pictures

282. (Myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
mostly a place you go to get bored.

When no one is ever online in Myspace..

283. (myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
myspace= waste of time but totally addicting\! its like a drug

omg dude i got on myspace yesterday and once i was on i couldnt get off...... i just snorted some myspace man am i addicted

Author: *myspaceaddict* http://myspace.urbanup.com/3172417
284. (Myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.

"Hey man wanna' play some football?" "No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request\!"

285. (myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.

Me:Go fuck yourself Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13) Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW\!\! *Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*

286. (MySpace) (0↑, 0↓)
n. An online chatting environment that has a considerably bad reputation. v. The action to send something on MySpace via comment or message and even more recently bulletins have been used to converse. adj. A word usually used to describe someone who acts differently online than in person or whose personality embodies a MySpace feature.

n. "I'm going on MySpace." v. T: "I left my math book at school, what was the homework?" K: "I'll MySpace it to you." adj. "What a myspace whore\!"

287. (myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents - Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before MySpace, and she'd be a whore without it\! You can teach them bad from good but you cant make them be good\!\!\! Think about it\!

ur kid is a slut and it is not because of myspace, maybe u should pay closer attention to what they are doing

Author: man with a hawk http://myspace.urbanup.com/2687041
288. (myspace) (5↑, 5↓)
A place created by a guy named Tom where 92.7% of teens with no lives go on to meet other people and chat with friends from school, the same town, and/or people in different states.

Everyone says they hate myspace but in reality they race home and log on and check for new messages and when they dont have a new message they click the refresh button untill they have a new message and then they shout with excitement like they won the lottery.

289. (myspace) (2↑, 2↓)
V. The act of using myspace.com to communicate with any of its features including comments, image comments, and messages.

Hey dog, myspace me later and I'll send you that funny squirrel link.

290. (myspace) (4↑, 4↓)
the 21st Century's internet cigarette... Very very adicting\!\!\!\!

I need to loose my Myspace adiction\!\!\!\!

291. (Myspace) (3↑, 3↓)
The emo version of Bebo. If you search on Myspace you will find images of people with hair over their face and lots of eyemakeup. Bebos biggest rival.

"Pngz, lyk3 bebo is sooo0o much better than lyk3 myspace or whatev3r."

292. (myspace) (5↑, 5↓)
a social website that is obsessive and life-consuming.

many people have ditched their social lives to hang out on myspace.

293. (myspace) (1↑, 1↓)
a networking website meant for ppl over the age of 14. it is commonly abused by those younger than that age, and is commonly abused by peddys to find those younger than/around 14. this can be prevented by marking a profile as private. one who is extremely comp savvy can still find out where u live through this though.

peep-do u have myspace? op-pssh no its stupid and someone could like come and abduct me peep-have u ever heard of PRIVATE pros? op-u can still find ouct where someone lives peep-whatevs

294. (myspace) (12↑, 12↓)
A place for emo no life faggots to spill out their tears.

Fred0949's MySpace Blog: \<Fred0949\> My mom called me a bitch today, so I slit my wrist. \<jIm4930\> oMg CoOl\!lllllll\!1\!\!\!1

295. (myspace) (4↑, 4↓)
A blogging [website], believed to be now owned by Viacom (Google/CBS Nazis)and once owned by a man named Tom, in which is most responsible for the popularity of [scenes] and random holidays. Due to the sites popularity it is used mostly for plausibility. This is done by comedians, musicians, and (as usual) politicians. The stereotypical Myspace user is a male/female who has over 1000 friends (half of which he does not know), has over 30 photos of the same pose done over in odd angles, often makes frequent and random bulletins of begging for people to comment them and their pictures. Warning: This site has been known to ruin friendships. (Look at the example)

Pathetic Friend: ZOMG\!\!1 Y AM I NOT IN YOUR TOP (8)??\!\!\!11 Victim of Mypace: What? Oh, I just haven't been on in a while. Does it really matter? Pathetic Friend: Yess it does\!\!1 I hav u at numba 3\!\!1 Evn (inset name) is on thur and u dont even tlk 2 her\!\!1 WTF\!1...... Victim of Myspace: Oh, sorry. I really didn't think it mattered. I'll change, don't worry. The person who was replaced is now pissed off, and he is now torn between two friends over something that is now much of a big deal...

Author: Hater of Scenes http://myspace.urbanup.com/2415303
296. (myspace) (3↑, 3↓)
a site that people love to bitch about. myspace is for emo bitches is an example. also, myspace is for people who need to get a life. and myspace is a dumb-ass popularity contest. the people who say these things will finish their conversation about how lame myspace is, and then rush home to check their new comments. how about this- a site where, if you want, you can request actual friends, and then talk to them

god, myspace is so fucking stupid i know, those kids that are on there are all so fucking lame fuck that, i fucking hate myspace did you comment my new pictures?

297. (myspace) (4↑, 4↓)
A website used for two reasons. \#1. For kids/teenagers with low self esteem to gain 10,000 friends they've never met and to boost their ego. They often flaunt how many friends they have, take pictures in which the captions demand others to spam, and in some cases start a lot of un-needed and completely ridiculous internet drama. Many of the pathetic children who have become "popular" on this website are not only too young to have an account, but they claim that "haters make them more famous" and they will jump through hoops just to get attention. Most of them are addicted, have over 1,000 friends they never talk to, post pointless bulletins, belong to whore trains/perfection trains, and think that they are a model because of how extremely flawless they look (due to heavy photoshop) and their friends take pictures of them in the backyard. \#2. For bands to become well known. Many musicians have myspace accounts in order to spreas the word of their music. Once they reach a certain level of the popularity, though, they will often be hacked and harrassed by people with no lives. Some fans of the band even pretend to know the band by adding the band members personal accounts and posting frequent comments on their page saying things like "OMG I can't wait to see you again\! When you commin' to town?" or "lAsT NiGhT wAs lyK sO fUnNnn\!\!\!\!\!\!" Myspace was once meant to be a place for meeting new people, for mature adults to meet potential partners and such. Now the only matchmaking occuring is between two "scene/emo" kids who've never met eachother and are only 12.

"OMGGGG CMNTS CMNTS CMNTS\!\!\!\!" "I'll lyk totally love you forever if you comment my pictures to a billion\!" "FREEZE THIS HO'S MYSPACE ACCOUNT SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS PRETTY I KNO I'M PRETTY I AM I AM I AM TELL ME I AM." "Dude, Kiki Kannibal added me to her friends list on Myspace\!" "Who's that?" "She invented stripes\!\!\!" "Didn't zebras do that?" "i TOTALLY know mattgood\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! we talk on myspace soooo much\!"

298. (myspace) (0↑, 0↓)
a place for girls and guys to get addicted to and act toally odd and frendships are made and there is A LOT of drama...but its fun\!A place for stalkers to find new prey, a place that will change your life...yet its the best place EVER

Girl\#1: OMFG Y AM I NOT ON UR TOP 150??? am i NOT important GIRL\#2: OMG NO just not as important as mike Girl\#1: You met him YESTERDAY..w.e --------------------------- OMG my myspace jsut got deleted\!\! by who i DONT KNOW\!\!\! wow, well just make a new one... and this time you can be a 20 year old who wants to date\!\! yay\!\!\!

Author: marlborough is better than you[marymount] http://myspace.urbanup.com/2342302
299. (MySpace) (6↑, 6↓)
Pretty much the most addicting website in the world and possibly stronger than the US government (I swear, [Tom] has way more power than Bush). A mix of high school [preps], [emos], and [scene] teenagers use this site to gain (or attempt) popularity. On MySpace you can often witness a bulleton with a compleatly ridiculous subject so you click it to find that the message reads "omg new picz. plz comment or ill kill u\!" Also this is a place for 6th and 7th grade girls to post the sluttiest pictures possible of themselves. They attempt to gain popularty by whoever has the most "friends" If you're reading this right now you probably have a MySpace page. You are probably reading all these definitions and getting all "myspace horney" and getting the urge to check for new [friend requests], [comments], [picture comments], [messages], [video comments], or [invites]. Dont lie I know it's true.

Girl: hey im really glad we're going out boy: yeah i know, wanna take it to the next level? girl: sure... boy: ok cool\! what's your myspace? girl: omg your so romantic\!

300. (myspace) (6↑, 6↓)
1. a website where you go, add all these people that you will never talk to face to face but add anyways to boost your friend count, 2. GOD 3. a pathetic excuse for a life 4. something that no one likes anymore but everyone is so addicted that they just can't quit. so they check it every .07758 seconds to see if someone left them a comment or message. 5. the greatest procrastination tool since [xanga]

tom is the antichrist and myspace is god. the end

Author: Casrox your face http://myspace.urbanup.com/2022849
301. (myspace) (9↑, 9↓)
a self-obsessed website, all people do is talk aobut themselves put pictures of themselves and see how many friends they can get, and people become extrmemly addicted to it, its really lame and its over taken google in the most popular website worldwide bullshit\!

comment my myspace pictures or die slut

Author: hood11111111111111 http://myspace.urbanup.com/2015528
302. (myspace) (6↑, 6↓)
The biggest [stress-out] that ever was, a breeding ground for people who have nothing better to do.

Person\#1 - Hey man, add me on myspace... you'll be my 600th contact Person\#2 - Yeah cool, how many of them do you know in real life Person\#1 - Like 1 or 2 Person\#2 - Sweet... we're so cool

Author: Bradley Shorter http://myspace.urbanup.com/1973194
303. (MySpace) (1↑, 1↓)
A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.

Myspacer 1: Hey\! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig\! Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow? Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE\! OMG\!

304. (myspace) (8↑, 8↓)
A HIGHLY overrated website that 95% of the world's population seems to be completely obsessed with.

Myspace = completely useless crap...

Author: CreatureOfTheNight http://myspace.urbanup.com/1886940
305. (myspace) (13↑, 13↓)
The [vagina] of the internet. Because the internet is a pathetic [whore], it has [herpes] and is irresistible to losers.

I'm sick of being on the outside--I just want to be in it so badly. Even if it makes me a superficial cheap slob. It's rightfully myspace.

Author: someone who is here http://myspace.urbanup.com/1785937
306. (myspace) (9↑, 9↓)
A great networking tool for business if you can ween through the scenester kids and emo screamers.

1: "myspace sucks" 2: "It can if you're there for a fake social life. But sell something and see your sales soar."

307. (myspace) (15↑, 15↓)
Verb. To post a picture/bulletin/survey/piece of information onto your myspace account for public viewing

Mare916: i got new pictures developed\!\! they're hilarious\! guy9990: niiice\!\!...myspace them\!\!

308. (myspace) (2↑, 2↓)
Cause pedophiles didn't have it easy enough they now need a website that gives away location, interests and PICTURES\!\!

yeah that girl i met on myspace with a wicked nice rack, well she wasn't a girl

309. (myspace) (2↑, 2↓)
It's so lame, yet so cool.

Captain Emo: Hey did you see my new Myspace picure? Artsy Fartsy: No i didn't, what is it? Captain Emo: It's really cool. My hair is in my eyes, my arm is outstretched holding the camera, and I look really sad.

310. (myspace) (34↑, 34↓)
wow, you guys have some [shallow] [ass] myspace [friends].

every prior definition on this page

311. (Myspace) (1↑, 2↓)
Probably the worst site ever created, though, it is a very good cure for boredom. You could have no friends in real life, while having 3,000 friends on myspace. you can be 50 years old and say you are 16 on myspace.

Hey jack, what are you doing tonight? oh, you know, just jacking off to the picture of jensyn on myspace living 1500 miles away from me.

312. (Myspace) (1↑, 2↓)
A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.

"Hey man wanna' play some football?" "No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request\!"

313. (myspace) (2↑, 3↓)
A place that parents have the horible notion is evil and kids ages 9-15 just love. Is also a place that you can meet friends and talk or chat with real ones. I know everyone says myspace is additing but really its not. But everyone and thier mother has one.

britney-hey lucy i just got a myspace its so totally awsome so likke get one\!\!\!\!111\!\!\!\!\!\!11\!111\!11 lucy-but i want to be my own person and everyone has one britney-so (join the army)?

Author: join the army\! http://myspace.urbanup.com/2910020
314. (MySpace) (3↑, 4↓)
WHat was once a small community of people who could hang out and socialise but is now the domain of emo attention whores and pedophiles. If you ever attempt to tell any user of MySPace the truth of the site the response if them getting bitchy/slapping you in the face/ going "ZOMG WAHH\! YOu MAKA FUN AMAH FEELEN\!"/ IM EMO YOU BASTARD\! //WRIST//

I touched little girls by abducting them from myspace then I cut my wrist\!

315. (myspace) (5↑, 6↓)
It's the best site on the internet. It's the worst site on the internet. There is basically no inbetween. Unlike Yahoo and Google and other popular sites, myspace is either a site that you absolutely love and can't get enough of it, or you just look at it and want to throw up. There is no inbetween. Pretty much everybody likes to use Google in one shape or form, and even YouTube is not that bad; a lot of people love YouTube, but myspace is basically a site that you love or just wish it will die.

Person 1: I Love myspace... I can spend all day on it. Person 2: Ick... I hate it. It just filled with a bunch of pedophiles and 12 year old hoes, and the layout is just horrible, and it's old, like it was made in like 2003, thatz old shit... You'll never here this: eeh...it's OK\!\! I can take it or leave it.. woah I can find some parent approved porn on here. *jerks off*

316. (myspace) (10↑, 11↓)
Once upon a time there was a emo/loner/scene/sluty girl. She yerned for popularity so she got a myspace. This launched her into uber slut space where she uber uber popular and used extra letters on all of her wordsss and used wordds like:omg, rofl, omg, lmao, omg, effin, omg, your gorgeous, omg, im so ugly, omg, bffae x123456789,omg [ILY], omg, ♥, and yes she spelled it out.OMG.She got a totally cool emo/scene/loner/sluty/ manaorexic/manwhore boyfriend.. and she was like OMG i effin love you...ILYS\! THEN SHE GOT RAPED AND DIED.ily.omg. DO DRUGS NOT MYSPACE

myspaceGirl 1: Im such a fucking fat ugly whore. Girl 2: omg shut up you are so effin gorgeous, im the fat ugly whore LAAAATER ON... Girl 2: omg girl 1 is so ugly and whorey Girl 3: i effin know bffae omg Later on... Girl 1: omg i effin hate Girl 2 Girl 3: omg me too, your like my bffaex12345678

Author: THE SENSIBLE WORLD http://myspace.urbanup.com/2096539
317. (myspace) (12↑, 13↓)
GAYYYYYY\!\!\!\! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23\! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless\!

Myspace is a waste of time\!

Author: smartest teenager ever\! http://myspace.urbanup.com/1834726
318. (myspace) (5↑, 7↓)
Okay, kiddies, quit with the lame shit of trashing MySpace, or [scene] and [emo] kids. Here is a REAL definition of the site: A website created for members to contact friends, or family. Also, you can comment, message (or 'email'), photo comment, blog comment on their profile, or whatever it is they posted. The site has become very well known, and every micro second there is a new member of the site. Over 2,000,000 users. News reports of people being raped, or (I think) murdered from meeting or giving out personal info about where they live, etc. have been told from all over. One of the main reasons why many parents do not want their children (14+) to be a member of the well-known site. Also, they do not want them to be in contact with those of whom they do not know. There are multiple accounts of..wait for it..KIDS UNDER EVEN 10 YEARS OF AGE. They can easily become adicted, from having such a young - and not very knowing (no offense) - mind of the endless possiblities of what can happen to them. '[MySpace Layout sites]' have been created to have items for you to use to decorate/design your profile with, without the hassle of actually trying to figure out the certain codes of every little thing. Also, there are [MySpace Layout Generators], where you can easily create your own layout, though it is not as 'professional' as most of the sites on MySpace. Usually the sites' profile has an image of either the owner, themself, or of someone else, either a [site model] or a random person found on [DeviantART] or [PhotoBucket], or any other website. [Roleplayers] are constantly found throughout the site. If you search a celebrity's name, you are bound to find at least TWO roleplayers of that celebrity. Roleplayers are just people who create profiles of a (usually) favorite celebrity, sometimes re-name them or give them a completely new personality, and 'act out scenes.' Most people find it quite enjoyable. There has been the habit of people mistaking these people for the REAL thing, esspecially if they say somewhere on their profile that they are the real thing, which is complete bull shit. [Emo] and [scene] people normally have MySpaces, along with [gangsters]/[ghettos]. Some [preps] type like they are trashy (which really isn't much of information). They have multiple photos (most do, actually), and have their profile made to look very similar to a layout site's profile. There are many [MySpace addicts]. They tend to put going on the site before school, work, etc. and consider it 'their life.' Constant songs have been made to make either fun of the site, or to show an 'adiction.' That's about it, I think.

1) Talk to me when you learn english. 2) WuTzZ ^ hOm\!3??\! 3) Person One: "Oh my gosh\! Do you have a MySpace?" Person Two: "Yeah, I've got twelve of them\! How many do you have?" Person One: "Twenty\! YAY\!"

319. (myspace) (2↑, 4↓)
A place where the loser loner nerd gay emo ghetto so called cool and everyone in between interact electronically. Very addictive when your freinds encourage you to create an account.

Dumb Bored Bitch: Check out my myspace space I have over 300 freinds 60 egotisical pics of me as well as paragraphs of info about me my freinds and all the sad shit I get up to.

Author: \myspaceWog _Warrior\myspace http://myspace.urbanup.com/2529641
320. (myspace) (2↑, 4↓)
my space.... NOT YOURS\!

"im going to your myspace" "no your going to myspace... like im going to YOURspace\!\!\! JACKASS"

321. (Myspace) (2↑, 4↓)
A website of pure evil

"Did you check out my new pic?" "Yeah dude it was bitchin'...I like the use of too much flash on your cheap ass digital camera. the way you used your mirror was tight, too." "Yeah. My Myspace rules\!"

Author: RODE THE CHOAD IS GOD http://myspace.urbanup.com/2425985
322. (myspace) (2↑, 4↓)
A great way to publically dump and humiliate a cheating ex.

Hey\! I dumped this stupid male whore on Myspace by writing an explicit comment on his site, then directing him to my Myspace site, where I had changed my status to "single" and wrote about all of my well-endowed exes in the Interests section. You can also dump people on Myspace by posting public bulletins for everyone to read\!

323. (myspace) (7↑, 9↓)
Okay I've written several MySpace related words before, Let's get real. A fucked up world of glitzy pictures and glitter graphics. The site, which is bombarded with ''t33nyb00pp3rs'' and overly pathetic teenagers looking to get laid across the globe. Most people over 30 shun the site as ''a waste of America's time'' but we all know that they are lying and they sneak off to use MySpace as well. Pretty soon we won't need phones because MySpace will fill that role. Thankfully we know that Tom, the creator can finally masturbate with knowing he has support, the millions of fucktards that joined MySpace.

myspace-The real global warming

324. (myspace) (4↑, 6↓)
The most addictive website ever created. Really don't sign up. You will be addicted forever. You feel the need to go on it 24/7 and you will spend hours making your profile look nice only to become bored with it the next day and do it all again. You will spend hours taking photos of yourself that you do not like and will take 394759020375659202011850725284950 until you take one that you like. Then you upload it and beg people to comment it. You will be stalked by people you met for 5 minutes at a nightclub and you will date people you will probably never get to meet. ITS BRILLIANT\!\!\!

"Comment my new myspace picture and I'll love you forever\! :)"

325. (Myspace) (7↑, 9↓)
A pedos dream. MySpace is a place to sit all day and post chain messages saying "omgzzz if you dont repost this in 6.7 seconds, you will die by tonight\!11\!\!1" Myspace is mostly a place for 14-20 year olds, but the stupid little sluts that are 11 and 12 years old come on to the site and dress in their 9 inch stelletos with their mini skirts and take pictures saying that they are 17, so hot college guys can comment then and say "Hey baby, you looking damn fine in that outfit, lets chill". Myspace is a gateway to the world, so little girls can give old men a good time. Mostly a place that is obsessed over by teens. Myspace is a place to post your badass pictures with your friends with captions that say “Hey, we are hardcore” You spend hours photoshopping you favorite pictures, then you post 15 bulletins saying how cool your pic is and promise your friends that if they comment you, you will comment them back. When you get in fights with people, you automatically go onto myspace so that you can delete them from your friends. Highy addicting.

Annie- "Hey Laura, check out this hot guy I found on Myspace\!" Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back\!" Annie- "oh my gosh maybe\! Oh hey\! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow\! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me" Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."

326. (MySpace) (2↑, 4↓)
This website started as a "dating program" but was discovered by some teens who thought it would be cool to put all their information all over it. Now, it is full of teens, adults, and [stalkers]. However, most people are smart enough not to put their full names and where they live. I am proud to say that those people will NOT be molested\!

Courtney: "Did you check out my MySpace? i put up a new picture." Doug: "Is this one of you?"

327. (myspace) (3↑, 5↓)
The cesspool of the Internet. Also features multitudes of individuals who apparently cannot lower their arms from above their heads and must therefore take pictures from awkward angles.

"My turd has a MySpace too."

Author: Cy's Biggest Fan http://myspace.urbanup.com/2107002
328. (myspace) (6↑, 8↓)
Place where you talk to your friends and hang out and listen to music. And add people, if they seem even remotely familiar, like, from the third grade. Not as bad as everyopne makes it out to be. The only people who criticize it that much are the ones who can't get any friends or their parents won't let them go on, or some other stupid thing.

The only really annoying thing about myspace is the chain letters on the bulletin. GRRR\! Now that you have opended this you have to keep reading. If you break the chain the zombie of (insert name here) will creep out from under your bed at (insert early hour of the morning here).

329. (myspace) (38↑, 40↓)
This website has been stereotyped completley wrong. This site is NOT just for those so-called scene/emo kids. This site is a way to connect with your friends, and share your individual photography with them. For example, I do NOT whore myself. And not everyone does. So all you guys shut up about it being a stupid website, because you can express yourself here more than any site. The girls who get raped on this site are the ones putting themselves in danger by adding people they don't know....It's their own fault, so STOP BLAMING MYSPACE\! Myspace is an addictive website though, for you find yourself checking messages every five seconds. If you see something that says "omg\!\!\! I will totally ignore you if you leave a message\! I only want comments\!\!" That's a signal that they are full of themselves and prolly have no real friends on the site and only want attention. I personally think that's ridicolus. Myspace is not a ego-boosting piece of crap. It is a place for people to talk to their friends, family, and what not who may live in different cities. Ever think of that? NO, but all of you automatically think one thing, and almost every definition is completely untrue.

My boyfriend found a friend that he hasn't seen in 10 years, they're finally talking again. If it wasn't for myspace, they would have lost touch.

330. (myspace) (29↑, 31↓)
another internet form of softcore porn

Let's go view some MySpace's to see people we don't know\!

331. (MYSPACE) (0↑, 3↓)
the website that tom made for friends to talk to

myspace is a website fdsaqwr

332. (myspace) (1↑, 4↓)
A widespread epidemic of [scene kids] and [emos] trying to see how popular they are. People only join myspace because everyone else is always talking about how they met this "really cute guy/girl last night on Myspace\!" and how they have "5,000 picture comments." Of course every teen wants to be part of something so fabulous, and plus, you get to upload thousands of pictures of yourself and make cool profiles. It's the perfect way to exploit yourself on the internet, since everyone can see your pictures, and an even better way to make up a "fake" you, because no one sees you in real life. Kids will often "steal" pictures of glamorous scene girls and claim them as their own. Apparently they are too obsessed with being "cool" that they think they have to be someone else. Myspace has recently become the hot spot for many [scenesters] who love taking pictures of themselves and photoshoping their "myspace name" into the corner of it. Myspace has also become notorious for its "perfection groups" filled with self-absorbed scene kids who think that everyone is jealous of them. But the most important thing to remember is that myspace is just an ego contest. You are always seeing how many friends you can get, and how many people will comment your pictures.

"Yeah, well I have 5,623 friends on Myspace." "Stop stealing my Myspace pictures." "I'm REAL, so stop copying me. Check out my Myspace Proof video if you think I'm fake. Mkay?" "I can't believe I got 400 friend requests today on Myspace\!" "I love this mirror picture of me in my hello kitty underwear."

Author: KylieIsn'tWearingSocks http://myspace.urbanup.com/2503448
333. (myspace) (10↑, 13↓)
myspace is a networking tool that sucks and is full of emos

die di3 die cunts die what ther fuck are you doing at myspace you sad emo cunt go cut yourserlf bastard/ if you have a myspace i hope you die...in a car crash....with a bus...full of explosives....and clowns. bastards...

334. (Myspace) (11↑, 14↓)
Myspace is a site that is based fully on getting more "friends." The term is called "whoring." It is all a big race to get 543279543279420798 friends more than Tom, the maker of Myspace. To be a "popular" Myspacer, you must be "scene"(a label much like punk,prep,goth,emo, etc.) This site is very addicting. I advise you do not start one.

myspace.com/sceneXcore "lolz I love your hair\! It's so myspace scene\!

Author: haha\! Lauren\! http://myspace.urbanup.com/1719988
335. (myspace) (0↑, 3↓)
Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.

wow, poor guy who has to pay for the server this myspace shit is run on...

336. (Myspace) (3↑, 7↓)
[Facebook] for those who didn't graduate high school.

only retarded cunts use Myspace.

337. (myspace) (3↑, 7↓)
The reason i never do my homework, and always sleep in class. A place where you meet "hawt" new people, and then meet them in person and they are butt ugly. A place where you brag about your b/f or g/f. A websitee wheree everythingg hass twoo letterrss at thaa endd off everyy wordd\!\!\!

TEACHER: why havent you done any of your homework? ME: cus i was checking my myspace....duh OMG\!\! i lyk ttly got new picz\!\! you should lyk ttly coment\!\! or i will lyk ttly kick ur effing azz\!\! MYSPACE BLOG: my life is not worth living...somebody check my myspace while i go kill myself.thankzz nukka:) BTW comment my lyk ttly hawt new picz\!\!

338. (Myspace) (3↑, 7↓)
Usually used for a website, myspace is used as an insult to show how slow the person is or how gay they are.

guy\#1: you are as slow as myspace. guy\#2: Fuck you. guy\#1: you are like myspace. guy\#2: you are like a douche-bag. guy\#1: hurry up mr. myspace. guy\#2 Shut the hell up mr. ass hole.

339. (myspace) (7↑, 12↓)
"a place for friends" it has chat, and a people finder so you can stalk people via internet and find them and their friends but dont do that

hey i found mi friend on myspace from 4th grade

Author: eagles_chick331 http://myspace.urbanup.com/3642083
340. (Myspace) (3↑, 8↓)
A place for friends , that never works right

ERGGHH myspace is screwing up again\!\!

341. (myspace) (7↑, 12↓)
the biggest waste of time ever

everyone i know has a myspace. they all need to burn in hell

342. (myspace) (31↑, 36↓)
Myspace.com is a fun, social networking site that lets you talk to friends, post pictures and blogs, and design a profile of your self using HTML. This site is fun and is a great place to make friends, learn HTML, listen to music, promote a band, and mostly, keep in touch with friends. However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends. Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool. And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?". Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE\! It's that simple\!

Person: Hey, do you have a myspace? Me: Yeah. Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD\!\!\! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO KID\!\!\!\!\! Me: (whips out shotgun)

343. (myspace) (2↑, 7↓)
Myspace.com is a fun, social networking site that lets you talk to friends, post pictures and blogs, and design a profile of your self using HTML. This site is fun and is a great place to make friends, learn HTML, listen to music, promote a band, and mostly, keep in touch with friends. However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends. Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool. And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?". Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE\! It's that simple\!

Person: Hey, do you have a myspace? Me: Yeah. Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD\!\!\! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO FAG\!\!\!\!\! Me: (whips out shotgun)

344. (myspace) (8↑, 14↓)
A website completely hated on Urban Dictionary which is actually not that bad. Helps to keep in touch and meet friends of friends and new people. DISCLAIMER: It is addictive though...

Today I made a Myspace, so I got to talk to my best friend Stacy who lives in California\!

Author: siaurjadfnjszhjdhaajdh2255885522336 http://myspace.urbanup.com/1989698
345. (myspace) (3↑, 9↓)
myspace. hhmmm.. its extremely addictive.. comments are crack.. picture comments make you all like "omigosh\!\! some one commented my picture\!\! omg\! i have to see what they said..." or all shy like "oh god. here we go.. people comenting me calling me ugly.." messages.. you probobly have pages and pages of mesages...[like me ha\!] and everything else makes you wonder who was on your page... and when it goes down you get REALLY mad... and start complain if your really addicted...[like me...sadly..but then i go to my xanga] and the fact that your addicted makes you want to buy the shirts that say "you looked cuter on my space", "dont i know you from my space" and "my space ruined my life"[haha i got tht one] my space is the numbrr one place to fall in luv. thats ware half our relationships are based. yeahhh myspace makes u wana go on it 24/7 and infact im on it rite now bizotch. mm...well.....yeah..thts my space...

on the fone. friend:you wana hang out today? u:nahh not today man...i gota be a myspace whore today. friend:u ass hole. u:.......alrite friend: -hangs up fone-

Author: yo. its leesha http://myspace.urbanup.com/1931029
346. (myspace) (60↑, 66↓)
The stupidest thing on the iternet where all these emo fags post pictures to make them feel different while they are all the same

Hey, i love emo music and i want to kill myself, of course i have a myspace.

347. (myspace) (2↑, 9↓)
a website where most people spend there usless time. they get excited over new comments, and new picture comments, messages and friend requests. well i knoq i sure do.

i so am gonna go check my myspace. omg look new comments\!

348. (myspace) (13↑, 20↓)
It is not an epidemic. It is a pandemic. This is the worst pandemic since the black plague.

Myspace must be destroyed...

349. (myspace) (11↑, 18↓)
The most addictive website around. Made by Tom and is where [scene kids] and [emos] (however the odd [chav] is some times spotted) can be found. A bit like 'bebo' or 'face party' etc, you meet new people and can add your friends.

scene kid \#1: Have you checked your myspace today? secne kid \#2: No dude, I'm getting myspace withdrawal symtoms scene kid \#1: I had like 50 comments waiting for me, I'm so scene

350. (myspace) (27↑, 34↓)
the stupidist way to start a conversation with the opposite sex...

"hey, i think ive seen you on myspace" "whats up, do you have a myspace"

351. (myspace) (38↑, 45↓)
1)A website where [goth] kids talk about their problems and make fantasies about meeting someone 2) A site where a 75 year old male can look at picture of younger kids and hopefully "meet" them at an "arcade"

ONE DAY: hey look there are kids from myspace O GOODNESS they are cutting themselves\! NEXT DAY: Whered those kids from myspace go? Oh, thats right they are at the bottom of the river...shame.

Author: Jesus Chris aka the docta http://myspace.urbanup.com/1306021
352. (myspace) (4↑, 14↓)
adj. Of or relating to one's life n. One's life

A: Hey your myspace sucks B: I think im going to delete it A (again): Please don't...

353. (myspace) (9↑, 19↓)
worse/better than crack cocaine, depending on how you look at it.

I can't get off myspace\!\! ahhh\! I need myspacers anonymous

354. (myspace) (35↑, 46↓)
The epitome of trendiness in the internet.

OMG, Are you in myspace? Let me add you so we can send messages to each other that we could send through IMs, phone calls, or even in real life\!

355. (myspace) (7↑, 20↓)
myspace is [life]. everything about myspace is perfection. what cant you get out of it? pictures. friends. commments. hotties..... myspace is everything a person needs in life to win.

Myspace is life, everything is perfect when Myspace is in use.

Author: danielle domarasky http://myspace.urbanup.com/2402594
356. (Myspace) (45↑, 60↓)
A place where you can show pictures of yourself in black, with white make up on, and your hair covering one eye.

Emo Kid 1: Did you see my new pic on my space? Emo Kid 2: No, But you wanna get some coffee?

357. (myspace) (11↑, 28↓)
the greatest place on earth. Everyone is on myspace. Over 90 million people. It is not just teenagers. Go ahead, get addicted.

If you don't get a myspace page, you'll never be in my [Top 8].

358. (myspace) (23↑, 46↓)
I have been reading lyke all this negative stuff about myspace and lyke everything people are saying is tru. it is full of "emo", "scene", and "Hardcore" people trying to get more friends to look cooler. and all the nasty chicks out there showing skin to get looks from guys are obviously slutty and nasty and have a problem with their self-esteem. And The picture thing. Everyone is always talkin about how there new myspace picture is so great and that everyone should go and comment it. I mean dang, i think it is gay. Just one bulliten saying that you got a new picture will do it thanks. and your real friends who actually matter will probably already commented it before you even posted a bulliten about it. The people on it. There are many emo boys that are mean; and think they are hott shit. Most of the chicks are either underage, nasty, or labled. they don't lyke being labeled but they KNOW that they are. EVERYONE has a label. Just don't label yourself. You kan't just be a nobody. damn. Also they way people type and spell on here. I LOATHE when people TyPe LyKe ThIs. It just pisses me off. but even more is when th3y t\!p3 L\!|\< 3 th\@t. it is rather unappealing and anoying. and to get this out...you spell rock lyke that, not rawk. and it's not rox either. If your display name is sk8er chick then please die. you are prolly in love with the used, mcr, greenday, and all that shit. and the phrase, "it rox my sox" is overused, and overly anoying\! Just a few things most likley on people's myspace pages: 1)they all hate drama and fake people 2)they skateboard 3)this profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor 4)they like greenday, good charlotte, and shit lyke that. 5)they goto shows 6)there prolly at the disco 7)has Tom as their friend 8)have a music video playing on their page(which no one actually watches) 9)your computer is more likely to freeze when log on people's pages if you have an older model due to the over-decoration

omfg i haven't been able to check my myspace in a whole day\!

359. (myspace) (51↑, 75↓)
The ultimate hook up place for [emo] high schoolers.

OH EMM GEE\! I saw your pic on myspace. Wanna have sex?

360. (myspace) (44↑, 77↓)
all these people talk about myspace being all about stalkers and girls to act slutty but not all people on myspace are doing that. The very people downtalking it are the people who are social outcasts and hate people who have friends. I personally use myspace but its not something that ive become addicted to. Its just a way to talk and interact with friends. And now myspace is becoming so mainstream. Its been around for a long time and just now are telivision stations and radio shows starting to spoof it and talk about how dangerous it can be for teens to get abducted and raped. So dont knock myspace untill youve tried it for a decent while dont start a page and then quit quickly because its too "stupid" for you

Myspace is mad sweet,"did you see the pic of me and you at the party."

361. (MySpace) (22↑, 56↓)
In the words of Eleventyseven: "Tell me all about yourself. Tell me all about your favorite bands and how they're super, indie, neo, hardcore. Tell me all about your favorite hobbies and the way you love sunsets. Well who doesn't? Still I'd like the chance to really see if what you say is true and has integrity. Cuz I could know everything about you and still know nothing at all. I know that it's wrong to form an opinion on only what I see, but in my defense it's really hard to know when MySpace is the only thing that you ever show. So it seems you've got a lot of friends. How many of them know you or even care if you're alive or dead? When was the last time you were honest instead of posting blogs of fake emotions? When you finally resurface to the point of finding purpose, we'll begin to see just who you are."

MySpace is a social networking website started by Tom.

362. (myspace) (7↑, 41↓)
The place where cool people like Moby likes to hang out.

-Man did you see his myspace? -Yeah dude it was pretty suck\!

363. (myspace) (76↑, 140↓)
1) a place 2 view pictures of depressed teenagers- who listen 2 the same music and all dress the same- taken wiv a crappy webcam at an angle that dus not show their double thin 4) wots the point in having 300 net friends?? go talk 2 sum, ppl\!\! dont sit infront of a computer 3) a place 2 add random emo kids and send "funi" messages at 3 am in the morning when u pretend 2 b drunk....dus eni more need 2 b sed...??

"rate mi pic or ill eat ur pets coz im an emo kid"

364. (myspace) (34↑, 108↓)
myspace is like piczo for punks.

omg like, comment my myspace\!

365. (Myspace) (51↑, 149↓)
A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

366. (myspace) (65↑, 188↓)
myspace is an amazing website where ANYONE can find sombody to talk to also 75% of the girls on there are whores

myspace.com rocks CHECK ME OUT\!

367. (myspace) (92↑, 289↓)
a website that takes over your life...its awesome\!

"omg did you comment back?" "of course" "hey myspace\!" "...oh hey"

368. (myspace) (44↑, 314↓)
the coolest, best site ever invented and honestly, if u dont tink so it means that u opened an account and just didnt no wat to do and got no friends and had a shitty ass profile.. or ur parents wont let u have one.

girl one: i love myspace\! girl two: myspace is for shallow ppl gril one: u say that cz u suck\!

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